Incorrect Killing Eve

probably were said at some point

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Eve: We all have our demons.

Eve, grabbing Villanelle: This one’s mine.

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Stranger: Is this woman annoying you?

Eva, glancing at Villanelle: Yes, but she’s my wife. I signed up for this.

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Villanelle, throwing her head on Eve's lap and looking up at her innocently: Eve, tell me I'm pretty.

Eve, resting her hand on Villanlle's cheek and smiling lovingly at her: You're pretty fucking annoying that's what you are.

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Villanelle: *Has been laying on the ground for 15 minutes*

Konstantin: What’s wrong Villanelle?

Villanelle: I’m a little overwhelmed

Konstantin: Why?

Villanelle: Eve smiled at me

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Villanelle: He died of natural causes.

Eve: Villanelle, you pushed him off a crane

Villanelle: Gravity is natural.

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Villanelle: Quick, take my hand!

Eve: [grabs her hand] Now what?

Villanelle: Nothing. I just wanted to hold hands.

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Eve: What are you doing?

Villanelle: Offering moral support.

Eve: You have no morals.

Villanelle: No, but I support those who do.

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Villanelle: When I look into your eyes, I see something beautiful

Eve: *blushes* what?

Villanelle: My reflection

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Konstantin: Villanelle won't pick up her phone.

Eve: I'll call.

Carolyn: Konstantin and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi--

Villanelle, over the phone: Hello?

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Eve: Say it. Three words. Say them.

Villanelle:

Eve: Say. Them.

Villanelle: I love you.

Eve: No. The other ones.

Villanelle:

Eve:

Villanelle: ...I will behave.

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Villanelle: It couldn’t have been me who killed all those people. I was killing someone else at the time.

Eve, to Carolyn: See!

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Konstantin: Oh my. Villanelle, you wouldn't happen to be in love with that MI6 woman now would you?

Villanelle: Yeah right. It's not like I lie awake at night thinking about her.

*Later*

Villanelle, lying in bed at night: Uh oh.

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Person: You're going to make a man very happy someday

Villanelle: No

Villanelle: I'm going to ruin his life

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Eve: I need you.

Villanelle: For?

Eve: Ever.

Villanelle, voice cracking: … oh

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Eve: [crying while watching a movie]

Villanelle: ...

Villanelle: [yeets the tv out the window]

Eve: ...

Villanelle: Do you feel better?

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Villanelle: [aggressively waking Eve up] EVE WAKE UP!!

Eve: What? Why?

Villanelle: You forgot to take your sleeping pills