Existing Petty And Peachy

strobe. she/they. a big mess but I’m trying.

[japhers]

my viera son Mastiff but starguardianized as a treat for me

[alejandr-oh]

[doubtingsalmon]

Gravity Falls fans! We’ve gotta save the Mystery Shack!

Please consider chipping in to the fundraiser for Confusion Hill if you can spare the money! 

[uoa]

accidentally sending ;) instead of :) and feeling like you’ve just offered them your body

[dicketysplit]

where the fuck would we be without garlic honestly

[cookiekappa]

howl and soph 💙

[takanashiia]

REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU 'HEY' AND START A FRIENDSHIP.

[concursei-deactivated20171127]

👀

[hunger-of-a-dreamer-deactivated]

Tom Hardy and Riz Ahmed are reading IGN comments and Riz read the comment that said “ Venom vs. Predator vs. Alien “ and Tom’s immediate reactions was to say “GANG BANG” and then make a face of REGRET™

he sure as hell is one of us

[edenwolfie]

[antifamutant]

I think he’s years ahead of us.

[borderlinepdfeels]

[tayaart]

A) i was a church organist

B) i made cereals w beer instead of milk

C) i can hold my breath for 40 seconds

Which one is a lie

[tayaart]

First one to answer right gets a free shitty drawing

[tayaart]

@antifamutantdown what do u want me to draw shittily

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

This is too much power but I’ll go with a Pikachu trying to murder Winnie the Pooh, and thank you.

[tayaart]

FUCK

[tayaart]

[susiephone]

Op, you said SHITTILY

[willowmum-deactivated20201122]

@celestialcomets

[fruityogurt]

you know how sometimes it just feels so good to move and twist about in your bed? that’s your wormsona coming out

[notkatniss]

[teenscoolest]

[03josten]

stop fucking using the word psychotic to describe bad behaviour and violence already god fucking damn it

[03josten]

oh my god i'm so tired psychotic does not mean violent it does not mean angry or erratic. it refers to a person suffering from psychosis, a loss of touch with reality that includes hallucinations and/or delusions. psychotic people are not inherently violent and y'all need to understand how much stigma you create when you again and again incorrectly use the word psychotic without even thinking about it

[03josten]

would appreciate if non-psychotic people could reblog this

[taylortut]

y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

[taylortut]

i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”

so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)

anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”

and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything 

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

You pleased a mad fae trickster

[aberrantemotion]

i am absolutely certain that pen will undo any curse or enchantment places on whoever it shines on.

[glittercontusion]

Reblog the pen of quick wit to undo any curse or enchantment placed upon you

[rabm]

well fellas, it’s a LEAP YEAR, you know what that means! frog

[organizedstudy]

Going through the notes on your phone is just like: *codes and passwords that don’t tell you what they lead to* *a random fact* *midnight thoughts from 3 years ago* *a wishlist* *something your friend told you about that you were “definitely going to check out”* *random numbers* *drafts of emotionally charged messages* *shopping lists* *todo lists* *fake poetry* *a diary entry*