Incorrect Your Turn to Die Quotes

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Ranger: Tia! That’s enough with the drumroll!

Safalin: B-but… I like the budda-budda’s….

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Kurumada: Where's my fucking keys?

Sara: Kurumada, Gin is around, can you say it a little nicer?

Kurumada: May I perchance ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking keys?!

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I have no respect for Santa. Don’t sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.

Q-Taro Burgerberg

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Ranmaru: Are you sure you’re not just a bad person?

Sara: Not a god damned day goes by that I don’t ask myself that question.

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Keiji: My emotions are like fine wine.

Sara: Why's that?

Keiji: They stay bottled for years to come and can kill if opened incorrectly.

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Sara: What about you? Were you close with your father?

Kai:

Sara:

Kai:

Sara:

Kai:

Sara:

Kai:

Sara:

Kai: Uneventful.

Sara: What?

Kai: What?

Sara: I asked if you were close to your father, and you sat here in silence for five minutes and then said, "Uneventful."

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Sou: I’m not interested in you in that way.

Midori: What way?

Sou: Pick one.

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Kanna: Okay, you don't have to give me attitude.

Kurumada: I know I don't have to. I provide this service for free.

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Keiji: No offense, but a waiter could literally murder me and I'd still tip 20%.

Hinako: I would actually tip more if they murdered me. That's great customer service.

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Gin: Maybe you should try stepping out of your comfort zone more!

Hayasaka: Psh! I'm never in my comfort zone. I don't *have* a comfort zone. I am literally always uncomfortable.

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Sara: Where's Gin?

Sou: I dunno, he's small, he's probably under something.

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Hinako: What is this!?

Q-Taro: That’s the weight of guilt. Give in to the nice side. Help those unfortunate, and make the guilt go away, my friend.

Hinako: Ow! Make it stop!

Q-Taro: Surrender to your kindness, Hinako. It’s nice to be nice.

Hinako: Your guilt is strong... But it is no match for the power of my selfishness!

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Anzu: I think 8 is the hottest number. Like, look how thicc it is. Two C’s.

Kurumada: It takes all my willpower not to slap you every time you open your stupid mouth.

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Kanna: It's nice to see you and Sara becoming friends.

Sou: I don't want to be Sara's friend. I want to shoot Sara in the fucking face.

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Nao: Reko, I am BEGGING you not to play two different songs on two different stereos at the same time!

Reko: Fuck you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC!

[cut to the Nyan Cat song and Down with the Sickness playing at the same time while Reko is visibly having a seizure]

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I just had a long talk with Sou and Miss Sara about hitting but it didn't work because now they just yell “it’s MY turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence” before hitting each other.

Kazumi Mishima

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Sara: What’s the worst and/or best thing you’ve done all year, yes or no?

Keiji: "Yes or no?"

Sara: Okay, I fucked that up, but I still wanna know. What’s the worst and/or best thing you’ve done all year?

Keiji: Yes.

Sara:

Sara: Why do you continue to test me.