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stefan, relaxing in the courtyard, taking a break from his guard duties: not much could ruin today.

isalyn: hi!

stefan: oh no, i forgot saying that summons her

#queue #stefan: :D #isalyn: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ #stefan: >:(#god i love that second emoticon it's so beautiful #stefan montague #isalyn han #isa charmaine #the blessed and the cursed #tbatc #source: community #choongverse incorrect #chat post

Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

— Edelya, probably

#queue #moment of silence for poor poor edie #honestly this would fit for… a lot of characters #edelya west #city lights and diamond tears #clatd #source: pnws #source: pacific northwest stories #okay so i'm actually confused is this like a group of podcasts or what #and should i go digging for the actual podcast that this is *from* or is it just a general thing #hhh i'm tired pnws will have to be good enough for now #choongverse incorrect #quote post

genevieve: yeah, yeah, i made a mistake. now are you going to help me fix it or are you going to continue to berate me?

edelya: i am perfectly capable of doing both at the same time.

#queue #i'm not sure if this one will post twice or not rip #if it does i am so sorry #edie vc i'm a multitasking fucker and your mistakes will not stop me #this is why gen never admits to her mistakes any more #gen that's not healthy. gen look me in the eyes. gen #genevieve merchei #edelya west #city lights and diamond tears #clatd #source: stargate atlantis #choongverse incorrect #chat post

Y'know, sometimes I feel like you don’t want me to take over the world. Well, never mind how you’ve hurt me.

— Adrian to Isalyn, probably

#queue #adrian 'colonizer' whitehall everyone!!!!#you know he would use puppy eyes during this #isalyn is disgusted #adrian whitehall #isalyn han #isa charmaine #the blessed and the cursed #tbatc #kasdfjlaskfjaklfj i need a series tag i really need a damn series tag #sorry this isn't pressure to come up with a series name i'm just lamenting my tumblr tag system that i made myself #i dug this hole and i Will lie in it #source: mst3k #source: mystery science theater 3000 #choongverse incorrect #quote post

genevieve: when i was young, i left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. i'm not proud of it.

gen's poor coach-ee: you're kind of proud of it. you work it into a lot of conversations.

#queue #gen vc well i AM a rockstar #also i'm aware coachee is not a word i am just bad at words sometimes [weeps]#genevieve merchei #city lights and diamond tears #clatd #source: modern family #choongverse incorrect #chat post

edelya, to genevieve: you're a horrible person and your carelessness nearly cost me the life of my best friend!

edie, in a whisper: you!

#queue #sorry idk why i'm on such a clatd kick today #gen and edie are just so meme-able #part of being celebrities i guess #edelya west #genevieve merchei #beginning to wonder if i should tag their nicknames #city lights and diamond tears #clatd #source: futurama #iiiiiii just realized this would also work with ray and adelina #twin emotions :')#choongverse incorrect #chat post

edelya: seriously, gen, i think we need to get you to a hospital.

genevieve: [holds a soprano g note for 13 seconds]

gen: does that sound like a person… who needs to be in… a hospital?

#queue #for maximum effect gen's g note is flawless #and her speech is barely audible #edelya west #genevieve merchei #city lights and diamond tears #clatd #source: it's always sunny in philadelphia #source: it's always sunny #source: iasip #does anyone even use that acronym lmao #choongverse incorrect #chat post

edelya, to genevieve: well, i’d hate to say i told you so, so i’ll shout it through cupped hands.

edie, shouting through cupped hands: I TOLD YOU SO

#queue #gen: yeah yeah shut up #edie: you've fallen off the top bunk bed five times i think i'm allowed to do this #edelya west #genevieve merchei #city lights and diamond tears #clatd #source: community #choongverse incorrect #chat post

stefan: you feeling confident?

isalyn: not really.

stefan: good, because if there's one thing being a guard taught me: overconfidence can kill you faster than a bullet any day. fear's good.

isalyn: oh, i have fear. and doubt. and really serious regrets. i should be fine.

#queue #fake news isalyn would never reveal her weaknesses like this #even to stefan who is Apparently Her BFF Now Whoops How Did That Happen #maybe she's having a moment of Vulnerability™. that would explain it #stefan montague #isalyn han #isa charmaine #the beloved and the despised #tbatd #still need to figure out this fucking tag system #if you can even call it that #source: leverage #choongverse incorrect #chat post

edelya: gen, you have eye bags.

genevieve: yeah, they're gucci.

#queue #for comedic effect #the camera then immediately pans to gen's handbag #which is embroidered with lots of little eyes #edie: …#that is not what i meant and you know it #edelya west #genevieve merchei #city lights and diamond tears #clatd #source: tumblr #source: ncis #source: naval criminal investigative service #i think a lot of people might have come up with this one separately #@ those people: what's it like to have creativity #is it nice living in your brain #choongverse incorrect #chat post

ray: i can't believe you did this.

adelina: it's your fault! i mean, you practically begged me to do it by begging me not to do it. in fact, i would like an apology. i am hurt. i am deeply hurt that you do not know me well enough to know that i would screw this up.

#queue #ray isn't actually mad at adelina ofc #(haha jk… unless…?)#this just sounded really in character #ray whitehall #adelina romanova #the legends of an unchosen #tloau #gAH i need to CHANGE THE TAG #guh #makes sad organization noises (/j)#source: brooklyn 99 #source: b99 #source: brooklyn nine nine #choongverse incorrect #chat post

adelina: let your haters be your motivators!

ray: mostly they tell me i suck, and then i get sad. this was a terrible idea

#queue #adelina: no you're supposed to use them as fuel for improvement-#ray: [is shaking with silent sobs]#adelina: okay nvm #adelina romanova #ray whitehall #the legends of an unchosen #tloau #oh god i just remembered that title is wrong #i will fix that #Someday #source: welcome to night vale #source: wtnv #choongverse incorrect #chat post

isalyn: adrian… you’re half naked!

adrian: an optimist would say i’m half dressed.

#queue #isalyn: Why The Fuck #adrian: well it's hot outside today :)#isalyn: Literally No One Likes You #isalyn han #isa charmaine #adrian whitehall #the blessed and the cursed #tbatc #source: news radio #source: newsradio #(apparently that is the name of a sitcom. the more you know)#choongverse incorrect #chat post

At this point you aren’t just flirting with disaster; you're rounding third base and asking if disaster has condoms.

— Edelya to Genevieve, probably

#queue #[nathaniel voice] why thank you my middle name Is disaster #[edie voice] i don't. think that's a good thing #should i have a nsfw tag #why are we even here? just to suffer? every day i think about blog organization #(/j obviously)#edelya west #genevieve merchei #city lights and diamond tears #clatd #source: john oliver #choongverse incorrect #quote post

gideon: adrian, the council has made a decision.

adrian: i recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it is a stupid-ass decision i've elected to ignore it.

#queue #gideon's face goes redder than a tomato's!#tbatc is a comedy fksdjlfskjf #gideon whitehall #adrian whitehall #the blessed and the cursed #tbatc #source: the avengers #source: avengers #choongverse incorrect #chat post

edelya: are you… posing? there aren't any cameras here.

genevieve: google earth. always taking pics.

#queue #actually it's because genevieve has Paranoia Issues #but hell if she's going to admit that #edelya west #genevieve merchei #city lights and diamond tears #clatd #source: parks and rec #source: parks and recreation #choongverse incorrect #chat post

karysse: admit it! you like my fiancé! it's fine if you do!

isalyn: oh, come on. i mean, am i attracted to adrian? sure. do my days feel better when i’m around him? yeah. does he get me in ways no person ever has? indubitably. do i fantasize about him? yes, but only in two positions. look, am i the kind of person who would try to steal someone else’s fiancé? sure, of course, but do i like him? the answer’s no. you have nothing to worry about.

#queue #karysse: the levels of denial you can be at are astonishing!#isalyn: i have literally no idea what you're talking about #the best thing about this is that karysse wouldn't even care #if her fiancé got 'stolen' from her #since they aren't Actually Together anyway #but sadly logic cannot defeat isalyn she is too powerful for that #karysse lovell #isalyn han #isa charmaine #the blessed and the cursed #tbatc #source: bojack horseman #choongverse incorrect #chat post

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