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this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.
not risking it.
Not even scrolling past it
I deserve an apology smh
i was gonna scroll past once i saw 2016 but then i read it lol
2017 owes me too
Lbr my entire life owes me
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Can’t be that bad!
….
…oh my god…
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm… I wonder
I’m sure nothing could possibly…
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…
Never not reblog
IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
Oh my God, there are so many new ones
Friggin, yis
Always reblog.
IT HAS EVOLVED
The legend marches on…
BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS
JDNXHSBSBF
I T ‘ S B A C K
a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire
ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS
THIS IS WONDERFUL.
time to bring back outdated memes…
what could possibly go wrong?
eww, it smells like fuckboi
welp, down this rabbit hole we go…
nothing’s happeni-
WTF-
Oh boy, this meme
I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.
May as well try it.
Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-
get wet 4 furry
This is obviously fake
Look, I’ll prove it
Y’all are just acting
Watch and learn
WTFFFFFF
Should…… should I…….
DO IT!
Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now
Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-
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Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD
CASH MONEY
THE FLOWER CROWN
I FINALLY FOUND IT I CANT BREATHE
The legend ensures.
Tumblr heritage post
I made it my goal today to mix Dean’s ‘sex is’ speech from Rock and a Hard Place with all the best audio of him breathing heavily and grunting and basically making pornographic sound effects and well… this happened.
Put headphones on, hide the children, turn off the lights, and enjoy.
Not our usual, but oh dear lord… -T
Dude…yes
I’m blushing right now, and I can’t stop smiling and giggling.
I need a moment. Christ all sweet fuck, maybe two.
I need to catch my breath… Holy…
I WILL NEVER BE OVER THIS
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This is fucking awesome who ever made this u will be forever loved!!!!!!!
oh… my… god…
I will never not reblog this.
but-deans-back-tho you can thank me later
I’ve seen this before and I love it but ideally Thunderstruck would not be playing in the background and I could focus my full attention on the grunting.
Sweet fuck and all that is holy. My god. How to make a smut writer blush: THIS. my god. My 4 year old asked me what was wrong. I’m…I’m not okay after that. misswhizzy rizlow1 have you heard this? Because, damn. I need a moment.
Sweetie, I have this in my iTunes! :D It is great inspiration!
And BTW, there’s a Sam version, too :D
The. Greatest. Audio. Ever. Made.
Oh. My. Sweet. Castiel. I had forgotten how very HOT that is.
rizlow1 SAM VERSION????? WHERE???? GIMME!!!!!
I should let this play when I write. Does anyone have the Sam version? I need it for scientific purposes…because I’m a writer and we do research. Yes research.
Sweet Christ on a crutch… I’m at work right now, people. I’m trying to be academic and instead I’m dying… twofriesshortofhomicide - can we get some of your best Dean Extreme Distress or Stellar Blowjob moments for visual reference?
YASSSSSSSS
For the love of all that is holy…
(THROWBACK YA’LL) ((extremely nsfw audio but omg))
Pray for us sinners…
Reblogging
I’ll have what he’s having.
Never not reblogging this gem
Not the first reblog, not the last.
Happy Thursday!!
It’s back
Never not gonna reblog this
Happy Thursday, peeps. It’s a wonderful day.
It’s a crime to not reblog this…
EKHM @cutiecowgirl
Holy fucking Christ on a cracker 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Forever Re-blog with the photo extras because fuck me this is hot.🥵
It’s back @roonyxx @holylulusworld @chocolateheart @verytoadpapersoul @acklesterritory @lyss-dw79 @teresa-67…
Happy Thirstday. 😩🥵
Craving
Summary: Imagine being pregnant with Sam’s baby and craving the craziest stuff. Pairing: Sam Winchester x Reader Word Counting: 460 words Warnings: Pregnant cravings, pregnant reader, fluff
You knew being pregnant was hard right when you learned you were expecting, but nothing actually prepared you for be actually bearing your child. And, of course, nothing prepared Sam too.
“Sam.” You shook his shoulder. “Sam.”
“What?” He jumped, alert as you stared down at him. “What’s going on?”
You blushed deeply, feeling the child inside your womb moving restlessly as the clock indicated it was past 1 am.
“I… I need something.”
He rubbed his eyes for a moment, tired, and sat down.
“What is it?” He asked.
“Peanut butter.”
Sam sighed and stood up. Another weird crave.
“Of course, babe.”
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“I Don’t Get Jealous” Lucifer x Reader
Word Count: 1,754
Lucifer x Reader
Request from Anon: Jealous Lucifer x reader please! Maybe where reader helps another Angel groom their wings and doesn’t understand how intimate it is or why Lucifer is so jealous.
Warnings: Swearing, fluff, angst
A/N: omg I’ve never wrote Lucifer before, I hope you like this, I was very nervous to write it lol. also i prefer mark pellegrino as lucifer better so i’m gonna use him for the gifs
Being in a relationship was hard.
Being a human in a relationship with an angel, let alone Lucifer himself, was even harder.
When you and Lucifer had met, you knew who he was, what he was. You’d been helping Sam and Dean hunt him down for god’s sake. You hated him to his gut, and wanted him back into the cage. That certainly didn’t change when you had first met.
He had taken you captive to hold you as bait for Sam and Dean, as you were their cousin and he knew that they would do anything for you. He kept you locked away in a room and only visited a few times a day when he would be giving you food. Those few times a day turned into several times a day, and the two of you started having meaningful conversations. You realized that he wasn’t as bad as everyone made him out to be- he just wanted to be loved by his dad, and he was honestly just hurt by the situation.
Lucifer eventually let you out of captivity, but you didn’t want to leave. You chose to stay there with him, much to Sam and Dean’s liking. But you couldn’t leave Lucifer. You felt like you had a connection with him, like you understood each other unlike anybody else.
Lucifer felt the same about you. When he had first taken you, he didn’t see you as anything but a piece of meat. You were beautiful, but you were nothing. Just a way to get Sam and Dean crawling into his lair so he could kill them, and then you. But once he started talking to you, he grew a liking towards you. He started to feel like he could trust you, which was something huge with him. He didn’t trust anybody. Eventually, when he realized that maybe his hiding place was too far out of reach for the boys, he decided he was going to let you go. He was genuinely sad once he realized that this woman that he had grown to like was leaving him, but that was immediately gone once you told him that you were staying.
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In the Corner
Summary: based off this imagine given to me by @n-octicolor
Pairing: Castiel x reader
Word Count: 3k (whoooooop go me!!!!)
Warnings: cheesy fluff, dry humping, language, slight dirty talk
A/N: I didnt proofread this. I’ll go back and fix any stupid errors tomorrow. :-) enjoy!
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“You got 20 minutes, princess!”
“Shit,” you muttered, getting out of your chair and practically running down the hall to your bedroom.
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Jelly
Summary: When the doctor mentioned you could have weird cravings sometimes due to the pregnancy, this wasn’t what Sam expected. Pairing: Sam Winchester x Uterus Owner!Reader WC: 400 words Warning: Fluff. Pregnancy craving.
Sam rubbed his eyes, feeling the need to sleep in his body and yawning.
Here we go again.
He walked through the corridors to find where you were humming a song. It was past three in the morning and you weren’t in the bed, which prompted him to look for you. He wasn’t surprised, it was expected for you in this phase.
“Y/N,” he said as he entered the kitchen, noticing you standing before the oven mixing something in a deep pan. “What are you doing?”
When the doctor mentioned you could have weird cravings sometimes due to the pregnancy, this wasn’t what the thought.
“I’m making jelly,” you rolled your eyes. “What does it look like I’m doing?”
“At 3 a.m.?” he rubbed his right eye. “Can’t you do that in the morning? Let’s go to bed.”
You rolled your eyes before looking away from him, his shirt covering the start of your thighs, the bump very clear in your figure.
With the size of the baby, he could never deny they were his kid.
“But I want jelly,” you whined.
Jelly. Tons of jelly in every single flavour he could imagine, that’s what you asked him every single day.
Sam sighed.
“There is jelly in the fridge, I made a bunch before going to bed.”
Sam could have sworn your eyes sparkled when you rushed to the big fridge, taking a big cup and just deepening your spoon in its content, moaning in pleasure.
“I fucking love you,” you groaned while he put the liquid into new cups.
“Of course you do,” he rolled his eyes, filling a glass with water while you devoured the dessert.
‘At least it’s not junk food.’ he reminded himself. He had a feeling that anyone who got pregnant by Dean would be consuming burger and fries like crazy.
When you were done and satisfied, he quickly moved the two of you back to your bedroom, hoping he could just go back to sleep.
He wrapped his arms around you as soon as you lied on the bed, moving so you could rest your chin on his shoulder and caress your back.
“Sam,” you called in a mutter.
“Uh?”
“Do you think we can have a fridge here in the room?”
He took a long breath, closing his eyes.
“And why would we?” he used a single finger to play with your hair.
“I wand more jelly.”
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Release Them
Pairing: Castel x Reader [Gender Neutral]
Category: Fluff
Y/N POV//
I ran down the hall of the abandoned hospital. Why does it always have to be abandoned? I ran as fast as my feet would allow me, my gun out of ammo as the predator chased his prey. Dean and Sam were off searching for the bones that belonged to the crazy doctor while I was stuck here.
I came to a dead end as I began to gasp for air. My lungs burning from the cardio. I looked around me, a fire exit to my left. Before I could contemplate leaving the area, the choice was made when I heard the footsteps grow. I launched myself out of the exit and tried to collect my thoughts in the short period of time I had to think.
I felt a magnet like force pull me back towards the hospital, my mind screaming as I tried to fight it only to no avail. I watched the doors close in front of me, my back stuck to the side wall, unable to move my arms or legs. I began to panic as the doctor approached me, my eyes beginning to water.
"Don't worry. I'm going to make you all better."
I whimpered as I shut my eyes and prepared for the worst.
"You're not going to lay a hand on them."
I recognized that voice, my eyes opening in slight relief and shock. There Castiel stood between me and the doctor. His body tense as he kept his anger fuelled gaze on the monster in front of him. His hand shot up, the doctor groaning in agony.
"Release them. Now!"
In less than a second my body hit the floor. I began to cough due to the impact while the doctor laughed. This angered Castiel more than he already was. In one mighty push from his grace, the doc went flying through the wall then went up in flames.
Castiel lowered his hand and stared momentarily in satisfaction before turning and crouching down by my side. I hadn't noticed it, but when Cas placed both his index and middle fingers on the side of my mouth, then wiped it on his trousers, I realized I was bleeding.
"You sure know how to take a hit Y/N." He said with a gentle smile.
I laughed as he healed me with his grace.
"Whatever angel, let's just get back to the bunker. I could use some sleep with you by my side, for the extra comfort of course."
Cas let out a toothy grin and shook his head. Once he had me in his arms, he snapped his fingers, and we were gone.
War of the Winchesters Masterlist
Summary: Good vs Bad, Right vs Wrong…the Winchester Brothers are going to war. A collaboration challenge exploring opposite scenarios with the two brothers.
Rating: 18+
Characters: Dean, Sam, Reader
Tags: Angst, fluff, smut, AU Sam, AU Dean, all parts will be tagged accordingly so please make note before you read.
Status: COMPLETE
A/N: This is a collaboration challenge with my bestie @winchest09! We are heading into battle! And we need YOUR input! Each week, we will alternate Winchester brothers and you will choose via poll between two opposite scenarios for us to write about.
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Ones marked (W) are written by the lovely @winchest09
Sam vs Dean
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Lust (W) vs Love
Cop vs Fireman (W)
Sweetheart (W) vs Jerk
Break Up vs Make Up (W)
Vanilla (W) vs Kinky
Enemy vs Best Friend (W)
Young (W) vs Old
First Date vs Anniversary (W)
Summer (W) vs Winter
Safe vs Dangerous (W)
oh how much i love this.
Blow Me
Summary: The reader surprises Sam in one of the best ways possible.
Sam has been researching in the bunker library for almost half the day now. After promising to come to bed almost two hours ago, you are fed up with waiting for him. You could only get yourself off so many times before you are craving something only he could supply.
Marching your way to the common area, you’re fully intent on giving him a piece of your mind. Your resolve is tested though when you catch sight of him. Sam’s head is nestled on a stack of open books, his hair is disheveled, and you’re fairly certain you can spot the tiniest puddle of drool on the current page he is meant to be reading.
Not wanting to disturb him, you internally squeal at his adorableness. In the midst of contemplating whether or not to leave him here, you notice him shift in his seat several times. He must be dreaming because he lets out a low moan followed by your name. His hand falls to his lap where his member has begun to tent his sweatpants. Now grinning ear to ear, you are definitely going to use the situation to your advantage.
Sam always loves waking up to your “surprises.” Carefully lowering under the table, you situate yourself in front of his lap. Pulling at his waistband, you take out his hard member. Swirling your index finger around the tip, you collect his precum, using it to help your hand pump smoothly along his length. Losing your last bit of self-control, you take a few tentative licks. When Sam doesn’t stir from his slumber, you become bolder; swiping your tongue from the base of his cock to the head. He twitches in your hand and his hips jerk upward, seeking out your mouth.
Having had enough with teasing him, you take as much of his impressive cock in your mouth as you can; pumping the rest in your fist. Sam’s hand threads through your hair unconsciously as he begins to wake.
“(Y/N)?” He questions sleepily, leaning back to make sure he isn’t still dreaming, “Ahhh!” When you suck on the head of his cock, there’s no doubt he’s awake now.
“Hi, sleepyhead,“ You chuckle after pulling away from his cock with an audible pop.
“I never get tired of waking up to this but don’t you think it would be better in our room?”
You pout at him before taking a little lick at him again. “I tried waiting but you were taking so long. I couldn’t help myself when I found you like this.”
Sam’s chuckle at your response turns into a loud groan when you stuff his member into your mouth. Your nose brushes against his pubic bone as you relax your jaw to get all of him in your mouth. Your throat spasms around his girth and you force yourself not to gag.
Pulling away to you catch your breath, you pump his cock in your hand, making sure to continue your obscene work.
“Sammy!” Dean hollers as he enters the room, “Did you find what we were looking for yet?”
“Ah. Um? No.” Sam stutters, heaving out a breath as he tries to stop from cumming. It doesn’t work. Once his cock hits the back of your throat again, his load spills into your awaiting mouth. Although you swallow most of it, some dribbles out as you pull away.
“You okay there, Sam?”
Sam nods his head, answering too quickly and causing his brother eyebrows to raise. You jerk back in surprise when Dean steps closer toward Sam. Your head hits the table and you cringe, expecting the worse.
“What was that?” Dean questions.
“Just my knee. I hit the table.”
“Maybe if your legs weren’t so freakishly long…”
“Blow me, Dean.” Sam throws his middle finger up as his brother walks toward the door. You let out a soft chuckle as you wipe the remnants Sam off your mouth. Their brotherly exchanges always make for good banter.
“I think (Y/N)’s got you covered there.” Sam nearly choked on air at Dean’s witty remark, “Also, y’all are nasty.”
A/N: The gif is not mine; credit goes to its original creator.
Sam’s Hair Routine
Pairing: Sam x reader
Warnings: nothing but smut here
Word count: 1k
A/N: I don’t know where the fuck this came from. You’re welcome to my Sam girls.
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Jensen Ackles One Shots
Jensen Ackles x Reader One Shots
ANGST
Never Enough
Always Enough **
Friendzone
The sandwich girl
Piece by Piece
His dirty secret *
Try sleeping with a broken heart (Sequel)
Changed Worlds
Sweetheart *
SMUT
No more Sam smut
Not good enough
Not too old for me
Happy Birthday, Mr. Ackles
Kinktober Special
The art of hate **
* contains light smut
** contains smut
Dean is the type to full on talk dirty and degrade u but sammy is the type to ask 100× are u ok and when he does degrade u says sry right after
You’re right, Dean is the guy for dirty talk but degrading, I dunno. Look at the few ‘sexy scenes’ we got through the seasons. The one in 7x13 -The Slice Girls …
Dean let the girl push him into the bedroom and take over control. He even raises his hand to intervene his fingers with the girl which is an intimate gesture.
I think Dean looks for closeness, a connection. His whole life is filled with violence and losses. He never had a relationship except for Lisa and Cassie and misses to have someone taking care of him.
He’s slow and gentle even knowing its a one time thing.
Sam is a gentle giant but I think he’s hiding his wild side, the beast somewhere.
Look at the scene with Ruby. He hesitates at first, holds back but then he’s going wild. Just like with Madison.
When you have a look at soulless Sam you can see the unfiltered version of Sam.
He even slams a girl against a mirror in a public restroom in 6x13 - Unforgiven.
Sammy is a dirty beast well hidden underneath his soft smile. Look at his smirk during his soulless time. He screams dom…
I wouldn’t mind if he calls me names and cuddles me later. I mean, the ‘real’ Sam would release the beast and care about you afterward.
This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual
I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you don’t see the hypocrisy?
If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.
If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.
Why is this a thing like really? Homosextual people of ALL beings should understand that you like what you like and if the answer multiple choice then that’s just more love to go around non?
BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME
support 👏 or 👏 die 👏
As a bi person I’m obligated to rb
BI PEOPLE ARE VALID AND AMAZING AND DO NOT DESERVE ANY OF THIS HATE BI PEOPLE ARE NOT LYING CHEATERS, THEY ARE NOT LOOKING FOR ATTENTION, THEY ARE NOT SELFISH. THEY ARE JUST LOOKING FOR RECOGNITION AND VALIDATION
I am bisexual and non binary. My page is LGBTQ+ safe!
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