Incorrect Knight Rider Quotes

All of these ‘incorrect quotes’ come from an au Knight Rider verse where Garth and Karr where both reformed and now work alongside the others at FLAG!!! Obviously Garth is KARR’s driver in this au!!

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Bonnie: Garth is smiling, did something good happen?

Garth: can’t I just smile because I feel like it?

Devon: Michael tripped and fell in the parking lot this morning

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Devon: hey can we stay in your apartment tonight?

Bonnie: why?

RC3: Garth fiddles with an ouija board and cursed the mansion

Kitt: Michael doesn't know how to banish spirits, so he just threw salt at them and yelled, "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!".

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Michael: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Bonnie: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Michael: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING KITT WITH ME

Devon, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now

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Devon: What’s your blood type?

Michael: How would I know?

Devon: How would you not!

Michael: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?

Devon: You don’t know your own blood type, BUT YOU KNOW WHO DISCOVERED THEM?!

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Judge: And how do you plead?

Garth: *looks to Michael*

Michael, mouthing: Not guilty

Garth: Hot Milky

Michael: For fuck's sake just lock him up

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Bonnie: I think we're missing something

RC3: Teamwork?

KITT: Cohesion?

Garth: A general sense of what we're doing?

Michael, in the distance: ME. YOU GUYS FORGOT ABOUT ME

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Garth: I swear, there was some nerd sitting in your spot yesterday

Michael: That was me with my glasses on

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Michael: I can't find my phone

Devon: I'll call you

Michael: Wait no-

Phone ringing: You are my dad {You're my dad!} BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE

Michael:

Devon:

Michael: I can explain

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Michael: I'm starting to think this might be a bad idea

Garth: Don't start thinking on me now!

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Michael: I thought you were dead!!

Garth:

Garth: ... that was yesterday

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Michael: Do you wanna get lunch?

Bonnie: Oh I already ate with Garth, but what do you want?

Michael:

Michael: Loyalty

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{In the F.L.A.G. Mobile unit} Michael: When I get kidnapped I think I'm just gonna try to annoy them into letting me go

Garth: If anyone could do that it'd be you

Bonnie: Can we go back to Michael saying "When I get Kidnapped"?

Michael, resigned: It's happened so much that it's inevitable at this point

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Knight Rider: Incorrect Quotes

Michael Knight: Uh, Bons, I think I got your lunch.

Michael: *holds up note that says “I am very proud of you. Love, Devon”*

Bonnie Barstow: Oh, yeah I didn’t think this was for me.

Bonnie: *holds up note that reads “please be good. For the love of God, please be good”*

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Knight Rider: Incorrect Quotes

Michael Knight: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff

Bonnie Barstow: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

KITT: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Rc3: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Devon Miles: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Michael: What are you implying about my baking skills?

KITT: That they're non-existent.

Michael: ... I didn't think it was possible to be as rude as you are being right now.

KITT: And I didn't think it was possible to barbecue brownies so I guess we're all learning.

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Knight Rider Vines

Please forgive me for this.

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Drive thu guy: What do you wanna eat?

Karr:(from inside) THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT

Bonnie:(in the driver’s seat) A bagel.

Karr: NO!

Bonnie: Two bagel.

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Micheal:(mouthing to the song) So you can tell by the way I use my walk I’m a woman’s man-

*runs into doorframe*

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Bonnie: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Kitt?

Kitt: No.

Micheal: I do!

Bonnie: We know, Micheal.

Micheal: I’m sad!

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Bonnie: I’m lesbian.

Micheal: I thought you were American?

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Kitt: Hey guys, today my brother pushed me, so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down

*camera pans over to Karr*

Kitt: The benefits of killing him would be that I get pushed way less

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Micheal: Can I get a waffle?

Wilton and Garth Knight: *fighting*

Micheal, who just got adopted into this fucking mess of a family: Can I PLEASE get a waffle?

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Devon: How do British people shower, you ask? Same as you, idiot! First we get nice and wet, then we get the teabags-

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Kitt: I actually have a chip reader now.

Micheal: Oh yeah? *holds up corn chip*

Kitt: Oh it’s not going to work with that kind of chip-

*transaction completed*

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That one fucking smart people institute in Chariot of Gold: Oh, sorry, we fell asleep while we were waiting on you to make us a sandwich! ;)

Bonnie: GO BACK TO SLEEP. AND STARVE.

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Devon: So basically, what I was thinking was-

*Garth punches him*

Devon: Aw fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this.

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*Goliath appears*

Kitt: *shrieks* GET YOUR FUCKIGN TRUCK BITCH-

Garth: It don’t bite

Kitt: YES IT DO

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Karr: So you know Kitt, right-

Kitt: *runs 3 red light, drives across the lawn, crashes in through the wall*

Kitt: Uh, I HEARD YOU WERE TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME?

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Michael: Garth! Look at this cool rock I found that reminds me of you!

Garth: ... It's shaped like a dick

Michael: As I said, I found a cool rock that reminds me of you!