Bonnie: Garth is smiling, did something good happen?
Garth: can’t I just smile because I feel like it?
Devon: Michael tripped and fell in the parking lot this morning
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Bonnie: Garth is smiling, did something good happen?
Garth: can’t I just smile because I feel like it?
Devon: Michael tripped and fell in the parking lot this morning
Devon: hey can we stay in your apartment tonight?
Bonnie: why?
RC3: Garth fiddles with an ouija board and cursed the mansion
Kitt: Michael doesn't know how to banish spirits, so he just threw salt at them and yelled, "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!".
Michael: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Bonnie: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Michael: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING KITT WITH ME
Devon, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now
Devon: What’s your blood type?
Michael: How would I know?
Devon: How would you not!
Michael: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?
Devon: You don’t know your own blood type, BUT YOU KNOW WHO DISCOVERED THEM?!
Judge: And how do you plead?
Garth: *looks to Michael*
Michael, mouthing: Not guilty
Garth: Hot Milky
Michael: For fuck's sake just lock him up
Bonnie: I think we're missing something
RC3: Teamwork?
KITT: Cohesion?
Garth: A general sense of what we're doing?
Michael, in the distance: ME. YOU GUYS FORGOT ABOUT ME
Garth: I swear, there was some nerd sitting in your spot yesterday
Michael: That was me with my glasses on
Michael: I can't find my phone
Devon: I'll call you
Michael: Wait no-
Phone ringing: You are my dad {You're my dad!} BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE
Michael:
Devon:
Michael: I can explain
Michael: I'm starting to think this might be a bad idea
Garth: Don't start thinking on me now!
Michael: I thought you were dead!!
Garth:
Garth: ... that was yesterday
Michael: Do you wanna get lunch?
Bonnie: Oh I already ate with Garth, but what do you want?
Michael:
Michael: Loyalty
{In the F.L.A.G. Mobile unit} Michael: When I get kidnapped I think I'm just gonna try to annoy them into letting me go
Garth: If anyone could do that it'd be you
Bonnie: Can we go back to Michael saying "When I get Kidnapped"?
Michael, resigned: It's happened so much that it's inevitable at this point
Knight Rider: Incorrect Quotes
Michael Knight: Uh, Bons, I think I got your lunch.
Michael: *holds up note that says “I am very proud of you. Love, Devon”*
Bonnie Barstow: Oh, yeah I didn’t think this was for me.
Bonnie: *holds up note that reads “please be good. For the love of God, please be good”*
Knight Rider: Incorrect Quotes
Michael Knight: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff
Bonnie Barstow: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
KITT: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Rc3: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Devon Miles: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
Michael: What are you implying about my baking skills?
KITT: That they're non-existent.
Michael: ... I didn't think it was possible to be as rude as you are being right now.
KITT: And I didn't think it was possible to barbecue brownies so I guess we're all learning.
Knight Rider Vines
Please forgive me for this.
–
Drive thu guy: What do you wanna eat?
Karr:(from inside) THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT
Bonnie:(in the driver’s seat) A bagel.
Karr: NO!
Bonnie: Two bagel.
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Micheal:(mouthing to the song) So you can tell by the way I use my walk I’m a woman’s man-
*runs into doorframe*
–
Bonnie: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Kitt?
Kitt: No.
Micheal: I do!
Bonnie: We know, Micheal.
Micheal: I’m sad!
–
Bonnie: I’m lesbian.
Micheal: I thought you were American?
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Kitt: Hey guys, today my brother pushed me, so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down
*camera pans over to Karr*
Kitt: The benefits of killing him would be that I get pushed way less
–
Micheal: Can I get a waffle?
Wilton and Garth Knight: *fighting*
Micheal, who just got adopted into this fucking mess of a family: Can I PLEASE get a waffle?
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Devon: How do British people shower, you ask? Same as you, idiot! First we get nice and wet, then we get the teabags-
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Kitt: I actually have a chip reader now.
Micheal: Oh yeah? *holds up corn chip*
Kitt: Oh it’s not going to work with that kind of chip-
*transaction completed*
–
That one fucking smart people institute in Chariot of Gold: Oh, sorry, we fell asleep while we were waiting on you to make us a sandwich! ;)
Bonnie: GO BACK TO SLEEP. AND STARVE.
–
Devon: So basically, what I was thinking was-
*Garth punches him*
Devon: Aw fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this.
–
*Goliath appears*
Kitt: *shrieks* GET YOUR FUCKIGN TRUCK BITCH-
Garth: It don’t bite
Kitt: YES IT DO
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Karr: So you know Kitt, right-
Kitt: *runs 3 red light, drives across the lawn, crashes in through the wall*
Kitt: Uh, I HEARD YOU WERE TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME?
Michael: Garth! Look at this cool rock I found that reminds me of you!
Garth: ... It's shaped like a dick
Michael: As I said, I found a cool rock that reminds me of you!