Incorrect Kumoko Quotes

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Wrath: Sadly, Third Lieutenant has decided to leave us. He is continuing his missionary work in a savage and heathen-filled place.

8th Division Soldier: He’s taken a post in the Empire, Commander.

Wrath: Precisely.

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Sanatoria: As some of you know, I took a sabbatical last year.

Sophia: Is that when you hooked up with that slutty hairdresser but then she dumped you?

Ariel: Sophia, please. Raise your hand before speaking.

Sanatoria: So, to move on-

Ariel: The hairdresser certainly did.

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Ariel: Normally Shiro would run these meetings, but as she is dreadfully ill, bedridden in fact, I will do so today.

Sophia: What could have caused that?!

Ariel: Jack Daniels, mostly.

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Schlain: [randomly hugs lizard Fei]

Fei: What are you doing, Shun?

Schlain: Appreciating the little things in life.

Fei:

Fei: Die.

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"One day I'll be famous but for now I'm stuck in 2nd grade with a bunch of morons" -Sophia, at one point, probably

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Shiro: I have calculated our odds of survival, and have decided not to share the data.

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Katia, tired: Why are we all idiots . . .?

Fei: But we’re pretty!

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Mera: “I’m an alpha male”. No, you’re not. You’re an ass that thinks talking over people makes you important.

Mera: Do you even know what an alpha does? They feed and protect the pack. Where’s your fanny pack full of cheesy crackers, Potimas

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Dustin: One of life’s small joys is seeing a normal looking family with an extremely goth teenager trudging behind them. The Demon Lord is taking her princess of darkness out for the day.

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Wrath: :(

Ariel: Turn that frown upside down.

Wrath: ):

Ariel: Listen here, you little shit.

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How do you feel about Fei x Sophia? It’s my crack pairing. Also bless you for the OT3 (Katia x Shun x Kyouya) content it’s only you and me shipping this but it’s like,,, one of my biggest pairing.

(My phone glitched when I sent the last ask so I don’t think it went in? If this sends twice I’m very sorry!)

Fei x Sophia? Hmmm. I can see it. both of them have girlboss energy so maybe their ship is just the girlboard-of-directors.

It's a good ot3! It's complex! I have many thoughts on it that won't fit this post!

(Also, I didn't get the original one, sorry 😢)

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Ariel: It’s rotten work. Especially for me, and especially if it’s you. I’ll do it but fxcking hell.

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i just wanted to tell you that i really appreciate you keeping this blog going even though the fandom is small and there’s not a huge market! seeing your posts always brightens my day :)

😘

Honestly, I'm starting to run out of quotes, so expect it to be this kind of sporadic from now on, but I will do my best to at least reply on a better schedule.

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Balto: what are all these dead bodies doing here??

Shiro: honestly? Not much