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Daniel: This is probably the second weirdest way I’ve almost died.

Chris: What’s the first?

Daniel: It’s very complicated but, long story short, Sean and I are banned from every Olive Garden in the country.

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Daniel: Can I ask a dumb question?

Sean: Better than anyone I know.

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Daniel: What does “take out” mean?

Sean: Food.

Cassidy: Dating.

Finn: Murder.

Chris: If you're a praying mantis, it means all of them.

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Finn: Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.

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Daniel: People underestimate me.

Sean: People overestimate me.

Chris: Must be nice. People have no estimates about me. They look at me and say "Oh, look at that boy. I have no estimates about him."

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Sean: Girls will be like “If I was a geographical feature I would be a selenite cave” and you’re just supposed to be able to figure out what that means

Lyla: What’s not clicking?

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Finn: [Losing a fight]

Daniel: [Struggling to aim a rock]

Chris: What are you waiting for?! Take the shot!

Daniel: I can’t! I can’t risk hurting my best friend!

Chris: Dude! I thought I was your best friend!

Daniel: Right, sorry! I mean, my second best friend!

Sarah Lee: I thought I was your second best friend!

Daniel: No, you’re my best friend on the girl list!

Sarah Lee: You can’t have a second list for girls!

Daniel: Well, I do! It's pink and the "I"s are dotted with puffy hearts!

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Sean: Any questions?

Daniel: Who would win in a race between a snail and a worm?

Sean: No, I meant-… [Sigh] the worm.

Daniel: Yes! Worms rule!

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Sean: You lied?

Daniel: I may have.

Sean: You may have or you did?

Daniel: ...

Sean: ...

Daniel: I may have did.

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Sean, to the drifters: I don’t need therapy. I have you guys.

Hannah: Us? We’re as fucked up as you are. It’s like the blind leading the blind.

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Daniel: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm. You saved me from giving an oral report about The Scarlet Web.

Chris: You were too lazy to read the book?

Daniel: I was too lazy to watch the movie.

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Daniel: So, Sean yelled at me today because I’m “hyper”, and “unfocused”, and “Daniel”.

Daniel: That last one’s just my name, but you should have heard his tone.

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Chloe: DON'T BE SORRY! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT AN ANGEL! YOU TRIED TO HELP US WHICH IS A SWEET MOVE!

Chris: You’re yelling nice things at me again and it’s very confusing!

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Brody: Hey, aren’t you Sean Diaz?

Sean: Are you a cop?

Brody: No.

Sean: Then yeah, I’m Sean Diaz.

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Chris: If you had to separate your dog from 49 other identical appearing dogs that were all equally excited to see you, how would you discover which dog was yours?

Daniel: I would take home my 50 dogs and live like a king.

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Cassidy: Nobody here thinks anything through.

Finn: Sean is our moral compass.

Sean: I am? We’re fucked.

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Daniel, laughing: Oh, by the way, if you ever speak disrespectfully again about my brother, I'll kill you.

Daniel: Sorry. That sounded like a joke.

Daniel: I will actually kill you.