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Rory: I wanna hear those 3 little words.

Jess: I love you.

Rory: Jess!

Jess: Fine.

Jess: I will behave.

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Rory: you always see the worst in people.

Jess: yeah, because people are the worst!

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Jess: I hope you know how much you mean to me. You're amazing, and wonderful, and I wanna spend the rest of my life with you. I love you.

Rory, passing him the dishes: That doesn’t get you out of doing the chores. You still have to do laundry.

Jess:

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Jess: i'm not saying i have a crush on you, i'm just saying you're really cute and i like you a lot and kind of wanna kiss you and hold hands and cuddle and stuff.

Rory:

Rory: is this your weird way of telling me you like me?

Jess, offended: no!

Jess:

Jess: maybe. is it working?

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Lorelai: do you guys have pet names for each other?

Rory: pfft, what, no we're cooler than that.

Lorelai: oh yeah? what do bees make?

Rory, confused: honey?

Jess: yeah, sweetheart?

Lorelai: dont ever lie to me again

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Rory: hey jess, can you help me with this zipper?

Jess: of course!

Rory:

Rory: UP, Jess.

Jess: right, sorry.

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Rory: I love murder mysteries!

Jess, trying to impress her: i’ve been a suspect in like four cases—

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Paris: Welcome to the ‘fuck Rory’ support group, where we gather to say a collective ‘fuck you’ to that stupid bitch.

Paris: But first, a few words from our newest member.

Jess, sweating: So I may have misunderstood-

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Rory: Oh, please. Can we not do this, this time?

Jess: Do what?

Rory: You, being all mysterious with your cheekbones, and turning your coat collar up so you look cool.

Jess: ...I don't do that.

Rory: Yeah, you do.

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Rory: sigh, I love nature but nature doesn’t love me.

[Later that night]

Jess, talking to some plants and sleeping animals: Listen Up ChuckleFucks. You better start loving Rory or we're gonna have a Problem™.

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Jess: Babe, I’m not sick.

Rory: You have a temperature of a hundred and two.

Jess: And that’s because I’m so hot.

Rory:

Rory: Go to bed.

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Jess: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?

Rory: I keep a list. It's alphabetized.

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Rory: I don’t like you.

Jess (in his head): enemies to lovers, slow burn, angst with a happy ending, 300K+

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Shane: so are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Jess: I’m a knife.

[Pause]

Rory, from across the room: he’s a little spoon.

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Luke: so you’re over that right?

Jess:

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Jess: i've never had a best friend for the first 18 years of my life.

Rory: I’ll be your best friend!

Jess:

Jess: i’ve never had a girlfriend either.

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Luke: I have to ground you. I am grounding you. You are grounded.

Jess: What about school?

Luke: Fine, other than school. And no TV.

Jess: Our TV is broken.

Luke: Then no computer.

Jess: I need my computer for homework.

Luke: Then no… uh… *looks around* No Rory.

Rory: *interrupting* What?! No Rory?!

Luke: NO RORY!

(Source: Teen Wolf)