Sep 17, 2024
Chrissy: Jail is no fun.
Eddie: You’ve been to jail?
Chrissy: Once, in monopoly.
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Chrissy: Jail is no fun.
Eddie: You’ve been to jail?
Chrissy: Once, in monopoly.
Christmas incorrect quotes!! (Sams, Laes, Eaps)
Ships: StarShades (Eaps Monty x Ballora ,TreasureBox, NatureGator, Lumini, WorkBook
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Dazzle, wrapped in lights: Look Sun! I’m a reindeer now!!
Sun: You’re just as bright as Rudolph’s nose!
Dazzle: :D!!
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Solar: JACK GET OUT OF THE TREE
Jack: hiding~
Solar: I can see you GET OUT OF THE CHRISTMAS TREE! The cats knock it down enough!
Jack: but climbing~
Solar: Down. Now. Or do I need to get the spray bottle?
Jack: D: not the bottle!
Solar: I will go get it right this second if you don’t come out of the tree in three… two… one-
Jack: I am out of the tree now~!
Solar: now stay out of it or no cookies.
Jack: yes father qwq
(He’d totally do the cat in the tree thing)
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Sun: alright, what types of cookies does everyone want?
Lunar: NUTELLA. CHOCOLATE. CHIP.
Earth: I think Andies Mint cookies would be nice-
Lunar: NUTELLA!
Moon: Snikerdoodle.
Lunar: AND DID I MENTION NUTELLA?
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Pollux, putting a bow in Castor’s hair: you’re the only gift I need, Cas!
Castor: 🥺
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Monty: he’s making a list, he’s checking it twice!
Moon: he’s gonna find out who’s on thin frickking ice,
Solar: Santa Claus is calling you out.
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Eclipse: I hope I get run over.
Puppet: Aw, come on! It’s Christmas, get in the spirit!
Eclipse: okay, fine. I hope I get run over by a reindeer.
Puppet: not what I meant-
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This is discontinued because I’ve kinda distanced myself from canon and the fandom, so… 😑
Gwyn: Wow, they really hate us.
Elain: Yeah, their probably just homophobic.
Gwyn: But we’re not gay, Elain?
Elain: 👀
Gwyn: 👀👀
Elain: We’re not?
Steve: Hero, you've been on this planet for millennium, right? Herobrine: perhaps, maybe. I lost count on how many years I have lived. Steve: are you a virgin? Herobrine:... what? Steve: damn, thousands of years of living and you still have no bitches? Herobrine: Steve:.... Please put down the sword.
Incorrect ship quote
Person A: ‘is hurt and complaining’
Person B: (sarcastic) Awww, want your mommy to kiss your boo-boos better?
Person A: (without hesitation) Only if your mommy.
Person B: ‘blushes furiously’
bonus:
Person C: (with disgust) Ya’ll are nasty.
Yurina: I hardly slept last night
Youngeun: When you can’t sleep, it means someone is thinking about you. Someone who loves you.
Yurina: Who would be thinking about me at 3 a.m.?
Xiaoting: [gay panic]
Carol: don't fear death. fear the state you're going to die in.
Daryl, horrified, whispering: georgia
Incorrect Quotes !!
Raven: I really like your top.
Clarke: Thanks. Her name is Lexa.
Raven: I —