#source: monk

[emmikay]

JJ Boiziau: If Pike and I were both drowning, who would you save?

Shane Hollander: I don’t know, both of you.

Hayden Pike: No, if you could only save one of us.

Shane Hollander: Well, I would probably save you, because you can’t swim and I happen to know JJ’s an excellent swimmer.

JJ Boiziau: Suppose I was holding an anchor? Who would you save then?

Shane Hollander: Well, why don’t you let go of the anchor?

Hayden Pike: Maybe it’s a family heirloom.

Shane Hollander: I’m leaving.

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: If Drake and I were both drowning, who would you save?

Bruce: I don't know, both of you?

Damian: No, you could only save one of us.

Bruce: Well, I would probably save Tim because he can't swim that well and I happen to know you're an excellent swimmer.

Damian: Suppose I was holding an anchor. Who would you save then?

Bruce: Well, why don't you let go of the anchor?

Damian: It's a family heirloom.

Bruce: I'm leaving.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Question Answerer: You're going straight to hell!

Wally: *smiles* I am in hell.

[incorrect-danmachi-quotes]

Tiona: You know, Lefiya, you and Bell have a lot in common. I think that you could actually be very good friends with him. Lefiya: No, I don't think so. The fact that I despise him would always come between us.

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Laenor, as he catches the twins in Otto’s chambers: What are you doing?

Jon: Pokin' around.

Laenor: You can't do that!

Rhaegar: We can do anything we want, we’re cute.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Edwina: You know, you and Anthony have a lot in common. I think that you could actually be friends.

Kate: I don’t think so. The fact that I despise him would always come between us.

[hoarder-of-dragons]

[Just before going to another battle] Arthur: Merlin, I just- There's something... I love you. Merlin: Then we're in big trouble cause I love you too.

[incorrectredwallquotes]

Bryony: How are you doing? You doing okay? Veil: I’m living the dream. Bryony: Well, that’s good. Veil: Except it’s not my dream. It’s a dream that Stephen King once had.