Incorrect DC's Legends of Tomorrow quotes

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Jax: We sure had quite a year.

Amaya: What are you talking about? It's May.

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xmas at the waverider be like

Drunk!Mick: Happy chrismas.

Drunk!Snart: It's chrisman!

Drunk!Sara: Merry crisis!

Drunk!Jax: Merry chrisseler.

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I love the ‘80s! On our way home, we’ve got to stop at a roller rink.

Nate during his first Legends mission at that time period, probably

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Nate *about the person hurt by the anachronism*: Alice Paul is only one of the most influential women in American history.

Sara: More than Beyonce?

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[After Mallus escaped]

Amaya: So where does that leave us?

Sara: Same place as always; kicking ass and saving the world.

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*In the Legion of Doom headquarters at the Vanishing Point*

Merlyn: It's 3am. We're concerned about your mental health.

Darhk: What are you doing?

Thawne: Sharpening knives.

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Zari: Why does anybody in the world ever eat anything but breakfast food?

Mick: People are idiots, Zari.

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Sara: Okay. I got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.

Ray: Wow, where’d you find 12 gallons of fake blood?

Sara: … you wanted fake blood?

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Sara: Zari, what are you doing?

Zari: A boundary has been crossed, Sara. I’ve been violated. Nothing is sacred anymore.

Sara: Yeah? Tell me.

Zari: Someone stole my cupcake.

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You should cut yourself some slack, Sara. What’s the saying? That which does not kill us makes us stronger. I think Nietzsche said that. The thing to remember about Friedrich Nietzsche, of course, is that he died in an insane asylum. … That’s probably not the best way to start a pep-talk, huh?

Nate trying to cheer up Sara

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This is lunacy. But it might be inspired lunacy. How would we get it all done?

Ava about the Legends’ plan at some point, probably

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season 4 episode 4

Sara: Take that tie off. No one on a summer camp wears a tie.

John: Oh yes, they do. They do all the time, so they can hang themselves when they’re bored.

Sara: Okay, put it in your pocket. You can kill yourself later.

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Ava: Please tell me you have a plan.

Sara: Yes, I do.

Ava: Does it involve punching and kicking?

Sara *grinning*: Yes, it does.

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Darhk: Why are you wearing a tux?

Merlyn: It's after six. What am I, a farmer?

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[Ray putting butter in his coffee for the first time in front of the Waverider gang]

Mick: What the hell is that? What are you doing?

Ray *confused*: What?

Sara: What do you mean ‘what?’, you just put butter in your coffee.

Mick: You out of milk? You out of your mind? What’s the matter with you?

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Sara: Ra’s taught me to put my troubles away in a little box so they wouldn’t keep me up at night. Bad feelings, anger, pain, I would just put them inside the little box, and they would stay in there, nice and neat and crushed.

Leo: You need therapy. You have some deep, deep, pent-up issues.

Sara: It’s been a rough year!

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I can’t go to hell, I’m all out of vacation days!

Ray Palmer to Neron