they totally said this

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When the champions fail trying to sneak into the yiga base

Yiga member: Hey! What are you doing up there?! Link: I CANT GO BACK TO JAIL! *runs* Source: Monsters University

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I didn't ask to be born perfect. I demanded it.

Urbosa

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Zelda: Would you two stop fighting?!  Mipha: We are not fighting. We are simply having a...creative discussion.  Revali: We are too fighting.  Mipha: Creative discussion!  Revali: FIGHT!  Mipha: DISCUSSION!  Zelda: I can't believe you’re fighting about whether or not you’re having a fight!

[source: the suite life of zack and cody]

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Mipha, if anyone asks for me, I've gone outside to scream into the night.

Link

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Link: Have you been yelled at by Mipha yet?  Revali: Hah! I’m not scared of her!  Link: ...So that’s a no.

[source: arrow]

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Urbosa: I’m having a baby.

Zelda: Oh, wow! That’s gr—

Urbosa, slamming down a pad of adoption papers: It’s you, sign here.

[source: trash-no-jutsu on tumblr]

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A hundred targets, I’m not gonna shoot a hundred targets . I’m gonna shoot TWO hundred targets. Before noon.

Revali

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- We see Hyrule Castle as it rumbles and shakes until it explodes and six people come out screaming -

The champions: AHHH!

*record freezes*

Link: Yep, that’s us, you’re probably wondering what we’re doing in this situation

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Urbosa: So what have you got Zelda?

Zelda: Well mom-

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I may be an idiot, but I’m not stupid.

Link, when he does something stupid that works 

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Mipha: What’s good if I’m just a ball of insecurities

Revali: Then you’ll be like every other person.

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Zelda: Did you do the dishes?

Link: I thought, you wanted to do them

Zelda:*force chuckles* You thought wrong

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Computer: Please enter password

Link: *types in Sidon*

Computer: Password is too weak.

Link: *throws keyboard off desk* SAY THAT AGAIN YOU FU-

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Riju: so whats it like working with Zelda?

Link: What have you heard? That bad guys would rather confess than be interrogated by her? That her steely gaze can cool a room by five degrees? That she can only be killed with a silver bullet, like a werewolf? They're all true, except for the silver bullet part. It might give her indigestion or heartburn, but I don't think it'd kill her.

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Zelda: I'm a lesbim.

Zelda: Lesbab.

Zelda: Lebub.

Mipha: it's okay take your time

Zelda: girls

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We'll cover you kid, if we stop covering you, it means we're dead, which ain't gonna happen.

Daruk to Link, before the Champions head to the Divine Beasts

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Link: She's the chief of the Gerudo? She's, like, ten!

Riju: I'm eleven and three quarters.