Just Orion Rising Things

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[knightclubbing]

my liege is that item on the shelf too high for you to reach? fear not, i shall grab it for you. HNNNNNGHHH MMMMMHHGGH HHHHHHHH (cant reach it either)well shit my liege

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[xalatath]

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

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[greekceltic]

my cat bit me with a mouthful of water once

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[byjove]

King Arthur had prophetic dreams about everything BUT the affair. OR! He was having dreams about Guinevere fucking Lancelot’s brains out the whole time but he kept assuming they were just wet dreams and not prophetic in the slightest.

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[wintertraumaposting]

Nice argument. Unfortunately, I'm going to put my fingers in your mouth.

[barkrk]

(gripping the bathroom sink) we just need to make it to fat boy friday. just one more day. we just gotta make it to fat boy friday. we gotta hold on until then. fat boy friday will save us

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[joshpeck]

why do you and others like vaccines so much?

not dying of preventable diseases is actually one of my favorite hobbies

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[skarchomp]

flipping off animals is a really underappreciated form of comedy

[maxknightley]

HAVE YOU BEEN FLIPPING OFF THE CAT AGAIN

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