incorrect riverdale quotes

[elegantcherryblossomsheep]

stop.

if you are in the carry on fandom, please reblog this post.

i wanna see how big we are

[incorrectlycooper]

Betty: Bitch.

Evelyn: Bitch.

Cheryl: You can’t just throw in a random, off-topic “bitch”. A “bitch” has to be motivated.

Betty: It was motivated. She breathed.

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Betty, being bailed out of jail: I feel different.

Archie: You were in there for twenty minutes.

Betty: Twenty minutes can change you.

Jughead: Not really.

Betty: I’m a con now.

Veronica: Not quite.

Betty: I’ve got a rap sheet.

Archie: No you don’t.

Betty: I’m a hard, used woman. Is my hair gray?

Archie, Jughead, Veronica: Sweet jesus.

[incorrectlycooper]

Betty: Hey my glass is empty.

Archie: That just depends on how you look at it.

Betty: I’m looking at it with my eyes, it’s fucking empty.

[incorrectlycooper]

Jughead: If happiness starts with “h”, then why does mine start with “u”?

Betty: I think you’re dyslexic.

[incorrectlycooper]

Betty: Do you have any pets?

Sweet Pea, knowing girls like someone soft: I have a kitten.

Betty: What’s their name?

Sweet Pea, knowing girls like someone tough: Chainsaw

[incorrectlycooper]

Archie: Stab wound? You mean extra pocket?

Betty: Archie, no.

[incorrectlycooper]

Betty, writing in her journal: Dear journal, how are you? I’m fine.

Betty:

Betty: Okay, I’m not fine. You got me. God, you’re good.

[incorrectlycooper]

FP: Need I remind you what happens when you interfere with a police case?

Betty: The case gets solved?

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Betty: I only have one emotion and it’s anger.

Archie: Last night you texted me a thousand heart emojis.

Betty: ....Out of anger.

[incorrectlycooper]

Betty: If I get taken out by a serial killer, please know I died doing what I loved:

Betty: ...learning too much about serial killers.

[incorrectlycooper]

Betty: I’m so lonely.

Ethel: Hey, do you wanna hang out?

Betty: No.