HE EAT ONLY COFFEE ?!? [Crk comic Au]

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HE EAT ONLY COFFEE ?!? [Crk comic Au]
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Clark blinks slowly, eyelashes fluttering against his cheeks. He feels an odd weight on his shoulder and tries to move his arm. Low muttering reaches his ears as a hand curls against his stomach. He stops moving.
Ah, right. He’s not at home. He’s at Bruce’s.
Which explains why he’s nearly sitting up sleeping - Bruce always has an absurd amount of pillows in his bed, despite barely using the one on his side of the bed. Because yeah, Clark totally has a side of Bruce’s bed now. He tries (and fails) not to smile at the thought. Even right now Bruce is on Clark’s pillow (and Clark’s arm) while his own lay forgotten on the other side of the bed. At least he hasn’t hogged the entire blanket tonight.
Clark turns his head to glance at the alarm clock; 4:15am. That’s early, even for him so he wiggles his arm back underneath Bruce’s back. His movements has Bruce frown in his sleep and the hand on Clark’s stomach stretches out to grab at his side. Bruce nuzzles his face into Clark’s chest and stops frowning. He smacks his lips together a few times and settles down.
Clark’s heart is squeezing in his chest. Bruce looks so young like this, so relaxed. Clark wishes he could keep him here forever and never let anything bad happen to him. But reality is that Bruce only got home from patrol three hours ago and only because he’s twisted his ankle so bad he couldn’t stay out any longer. He’s sporting new bruises and cuts and all he said when he got home was how he has to design sturdier boots so when he falls two stories and his grapple jams (Clark nearly screamed at his lack of self-preservation) next time he’ll land safely on his feet.
Bruce runs his cheek against Clark’s pec and brushes against his nipple. Clark sucks in a sharp breath and notices how tense he’s become just thinking about their earlier conversation. He’ll have to talk to Bruce about being more careful. For now he tightens his arm around Bruce’s shoulders, bringing him further onto his chest.
Bruce lets out a low snorting sound that Clark takes to mean he’s grateful for the more comfortable position. This way he won’t hurt his neck while he sleeps. Clark kisses the top of his head gently and then closes his eyes again.
Even Clark Kent doesn’t have to get up until at least 6am. If he cheats a little and flies to Metropolis he can cuddle with Bruce for at least another two hours.
Betty: Do you have any pets?
Sweet Pea, knowing girls like someone soft: I have a kitten.
Betty: What’s their name?
Sweet Pea, knowing girls like someone tough: Chainsaw
Writing Prompts
send me a number(s) + a ship in my ask 1. “Did you really think you’d get away with that, though?” 2. “I don’t care about them...I only care about you!” 3. “It kind of feels like I’m holding my breath, waiting.” 4. “When is it going to be okay?” 5. “You can kiss me now.” 6. “What could you have possibly been thinking?” 7. “I really wish I could tell you ‘I love you’ without you freaking out and running off.” 8. “You’re cute when you’re angry.” 9. “I have a plan, but it includes you taking me to the dance.” 10. “When I picture my future it always involves you.” 11. “I’ve missed you. A lot.” 12. “You’ve changed...and I don’t know if it’s a good thing or a bad thing.” 13. “I really want a dog.” 14. “How long have you been writing about me?” 15. “I tried to tell you the other day, but you seemed busy.” 16. “If I could turn back time and change it, I would.” 17. “I tried to make you a cake but I kind of messed up on...all of it.” 18. “You aren’t perfect. You’re so much more than that.” 19. “I don’t really know why windows were made but I don’t think they had you crawling through them in mind.” 20. “He/She feel like home. I just don’t know how to tell them that yet.” 21. “I haven’t been here since I was a kid.” 22. “All you ever did was break me and I thanked you for it. Not anymore.” 23. “How many parties can one throw in a week?” 24. “That’s....a lot of money.” 25. “Did you ever love me?” 26. “I wonder if she’s gonna notice this tattoo.” 27. “I wouldn’t have said it if I didn’t mean it.” 28. “So, what? You leave, and we act like none of this ever happened?” 29. “I would love to be anywhere but here right now.” 30. “I know it may not always seem like it, but I know that you and I are meant to be.” 31. “I really wish that you’d just tell me how you actually feel!” 32. “If you walk out of that door, you can’t come back.” 33. “I know you love me. But I think you love her too.” 34. “Who ever said we couldn’t dance right now, right here?” 35. “I have no idea who I am without them.” 36. “I’m full of surprises.” 37. “You’re so beautiful.” 38. “I’ve waited so long to hear you say that.” 39. “I can’t remember the last time I had a coherent thought around you.” 40. “You and I? That’s my favorite story.” 41. “Do you think you could sneak out?” 42. “Who’s your favorite person?” 43. “You weren’t supposed to find out this way.” 44. “Why are there so many candles in here?” 45. “I wouldn’t say no to a nice romantic gesture every once in awhile.” 46. “I hate camping.” 47. “You can’t tell anybody about that night.” 48. “Is this what being in love feels like?” 49. “You can’t see them anymore.” 50. “I don’t like that you’re hanging out with her/him.”
Update: “Cometh the Rose”
Pairing: Betty/Sweet Pea
Rating: E
Genre: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 6/?
Summary:
“Maybe, had she recently been involved in fewer alarming incidents, she would’ve been able to join her friends in getting a regular summer job, but the truth was that nothing as tedious as a fast food fryer or as safe as a day camp counsellor was really Betty’s speed anymore.”
Summer’s coming and Betty goes out to get a job. Penelope Blossom’s door is the first and only one she knocks on.
Excerpt from Chapter 6:
“Because Sweet Pea didn’t just want Betty’s boobs, or her bod, or her butt, he wanted to be good. He wanted that confidence he believed came with being awesome in the sack. That feeling of buying a product with batteries included. If he had that, maybe he wouldn’t get huffy when they had to stop making out in order for her to be ready for clients. Maybe it would even kill that fleeting surge of jealousy he got when he saw Jughead. Yes, sir, being good would work miracles.
Sweet Pea was no dummy. He knew that some men were born good, some achieved goodness, and some had goodness thrust upon them. It was unclear at the moment which guy he was, except that he wanted to be the one thrusting, not thrusted upon, or whatever. So he went back to the basics, as defined by himself and the random assortment of songs, movies, and ‘Most Romantic TV Scenes EVERRR’ clips on YouTube.
And then he got sick of all that shit and decided to wing it.”
AO3: Ch. 1 | Ch. 2 | Ch. 3 | Ch. 4 | Ch. 5 | Ch. 6
FF: Ch. 1 | Ch. 2 | Ch. 3 | Ch. 4 | Ch. 5 | Ch. 6
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