Incorrect Madoka Magica Quotes

Make a submission with me and become a magical girl~!

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Kyoko: Anything is free if you run fast enough

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Madoka: Relationships should be 50/50. I have a hand and you hold it

Homura: Relationships are 50/50. You drive the car and I shoot at our pursuers.

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Homura: I’m gonna defeat you with the power of friendship... and this gun I found.

Maybe the real treasure was this gun I found along the way.

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Sayaka: That’s what all the magical girl stuff was about?! You tricked me!

Kyubey: I tricked you of course, but would anyone volunteer for this?

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Sayaka: Riddle me this. What costs nothing, but is very hard to find and can easily get lost?

Mami: Trust

Madoka: Loyalty

Homura: Love.

Kyoko: A baby.

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Kyoko: I have no soul. Have a nice day!

Sayaka: I don't have one either...

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Saotome: (to Junko) Just embrace the fact that you are lucky enough to be happily married. I mean, I'm actually jealous of you. You've got stability, a great marriage, devoted kids. You know what I have? A Sims family that keeps getting murdered.

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Kyoko: You ate all of my lunch?!

Nagisa: I was hungry.

Kyoko: This is just like when Caesar was assassinated for inventing a salad.

Nagisa: Don’t bring the Bible into this.

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Sayaka: What's yours?

Kyoko: Phobia?

Sayaka: Yeah.

Kyoko: Manual labor, you know that.

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Madoka: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious what will happen. What will happen is fire.

Homura: But what if... something else happens just this one time?

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Kyoko: Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS

Sayaka: That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it.

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Mami: Do you know how to use that thing?

Kyoko: Yes. Pointy end goes into witch.

Mami: This is gonna take a lot of work.

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Homura: All right, first you flick this switch, then this switch. That activates it. Then you push this button, which will give you five minutes to get out of there. Now, whatever you do, don’t push *this* button, because that will set off the bomb immediately and we’ll all be dead. Now, repeat back what I just said.

Charlotte: *cute noises*

Homura: Uh-huh.

Charlotte: *cute noises*

Homura: That’s right.

Charlotte: [pointing to the death button] *cute noises*

Homura: No! No, that’s the button that will kill everyone! Try again.

Charlotte: *cute noises*

Homura: Mmm-hmm.

Charlotte: *cute noises*

Homura: Uh-huh.

Charlotte: [pointing to the death button] *cute noises*

Homura: No! That’s exactly what you just said! How is that even possible? Which button is the button you’re supposed to push? Point to it.

[Charlotte points to the death button]

Homura: *No*!

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Kyubey: Remember: Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold. Bye!!

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Kyoko: Hey, do you need some help? Take this.

[Hands Sayaka a rat]

Sayaka: This is a rat.

Kyoko: 👍🏼

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Homura: Good day, madame. I am here to change the future.

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*During the battle against Charlotte*

Mami: Don’t do it. Don’t eat my face. DO NOT EAT MY-

*Homura appears just after Charlotte eats her face*

Homura: You ate her face?