make magic, 'magical' again

//SUBMISSIONS OPEN//this series needs more memes im getting tired of this corny quietness

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Alice: *does 1 push-up*

Alice: I could kill a god.

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Joseph: When I was small...

Renfrend: Pff... was...

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Chise: *sneezes* 

Elias: *erratically wraps her into the sheets*

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Chise: *on the street, smiling and talking happily* Hi! I have no soul *gives cartaphilus a yellow balloon with a happy face on it* have a nice day! 

Cartaphilus: *takes the balloon* I don't have one either

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Hello! I'm sorry for the radio silence around this account y'all,,,my phone's been rlly shitty and now I got a new one and I think we're back online. Idek of this fandom is still alive since it's been long that I'm active but we're back anyways and that's all that matters. I think we'll be sending and answering inboxes for now. Ty!

-mod rue

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Elias: Even if I said what you think I said you would need to site a more specific grievance; here's an itemized list of 30 years of disagreements

Renfred: Sweet Jesus

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Lindel the Thorn Child caregiver

Lindel: I can relate to child care providers

Elias: In what way?

Lindel: I got stuck with watching and caring for someone else's kid

Elias: How am I a child?

Lindel: I'm having to tell you to not put things in your mouth and stop scaring the other kids

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Elias, opening the tent: Hey Lindel look at this huge moth that I found.

Lindel: Get that out of here

Elias, letting the moth go inside the tent: there it goes~

Lindel: You fucker....

Elias: Isn't it cool?

Lindel, the nature-boy he is: Well, yeah but get that out of here. 

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Alice: Chise I'm a lesbian

Chise: I thought you were British

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Alice: Hey Chise, why don’t you date anyone?

Chise: Elias is strict. What about you?

Alice: Elias is strict.

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Elias: babe

Chise: fellow associate

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Lindel: 'depression'? Isnt that just a fancy word for feeling 'bummed out'?

Elias: Lindel, you ignorant slut!

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Everyone: I have very high standards

Chise: *smiles*

Everyone: Oh no, she’s meeting all of my standards

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Elias: if lindel takes more than 15 minutes in the grocery store then I am legally allowed to leave

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Silky: I’ve only known Chise for two hours and if anything happened to her I’d kill everyone in this room and then myself.

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Elias and Chise: *does something wholesome together* Ruth, silently: this is the cutest shit I’ve ever seen

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Chise: Do I even weigh anything to you?  Elias: No. It’s like holding a couple of grapes.