Mean Gills but incorrect

Mean Gills/Majorwood but not quite right. Occasional non quote reblogs. Pfp by Milla Staria on insta and tumblr! Blog ran by @mintdinostuff

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Martyn: 🥺

Scott: What the fuck is 🥺? Use your words, I don’t speak bottom.

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Jimmy: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter A.

Scott: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.

Martyn: Fuck you.

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(Based off yet another irl incident with me and my partner)

Martyn and Scott: *on call*

Scott: "Oh fuck off!" *in response to something on twitter*

Martyn: "LMA-" *his pc crashes*

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Martyn: If I can't cause tiny bits of choas every day, I think my body will shut down.

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Scott: If you don't respect the lgbtq community I'm gonna start identifying as a FUCKING PROBLEM!!!

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Martyn: Why be bored when you can be taped to a ceiling?

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Martyn: *sighs*

Scott: You bored?

Martyn: Yeah.

Scott: Wanna start drama for no reason?

Martyn: I thought you’d never ask.

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Martyn: We wouldn’t last two minutes without Scott. Martyn: Martyn: Don’t tell them I said that.

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Scott: Are you an apple?

Martyn: Why?

Scott: Because every time I bite into you, you're always hard~

Martyn: Good one, I'll go next. Are you a watermelon?

Scott: Why~?

Martyn: Cause you're so hard at first, but then you're actually soft and ends up leaking every time I bite~

Scott: Aww babe!!

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Martyn: What are you drinking? Scott: Vodka. Martyn: Straight? Scott: No, gay. Why?

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Scott: Heh, Martyn sneezes like a girl. Martyn: How about I pound you like boy? Martyn: That didn’t come out right.

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Martyn: Look, Scott, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and its Monday.

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Scott: I love you

Martyn: (grinning cheekily) Thats gay

Scott: ....Thats it, I want a divorce

Martyn: HUSBAND WAIT NO-

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Scott: So my burn from yesterday was actually hurting really bad so I put a bandaid on it. Scott: Does it make any sense to put a bandaid on a wound that wasn’t even open? No, but I would rather feel good than make sense.

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Martyn: I'm either going to die a free man or die trying!

Scott: What about just staying alive for once?

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Martyn: WHO ATE MY BREAD?!

Martyn: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-

Scott: I did?

Martyn: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today Scott.

Martyn: *walks away*

Scott:

Scott: They're gone Jimmy.

Jimmy, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in their mouth: Twankh uh!

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Martyn: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Scott: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Martyn: I said within reason, Scott. How about I murder that guy? Scott: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Martyn: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?