Incorrect Medical Brigade

this is legit just a blog for my hypothetical P6 OCS and their story + incorrect quotes. u can follow and i will be happy but like none of these posts will make sense

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Hitomi: Why are you running away!?

Shino: I like to call it "strategic retreat", thank you very much.

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Takashi: For once, maybe somebody will call me ‘sir’ without adding ‘you’re making a scene’.

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Mikoto: And you’re willing to risk your lives for this?

Chika: … I won’t risk my life, but I assume I can outrun anything, so I’m in.

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Kensuke: Whether or not I even exist is none of your business.

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Kokomi: I’ve learned that life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish the entirety of the Medical Brigade was dead.

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Mikoto: Oh, we’ve got a plan- it’s called CWA.

Hitomi: Can of Whup-Ass.

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Chika: I just had an interesting thought.

Yoichi: Yeah?

Chika: Actually, fuck this.

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Osamu: Do you think she'll be successful?

Sophia: At what?

Osamu: At defeating the IRPD?

Sophia: I don't know.

Sophia: I think Kokomi will successfully fail to understand Mikoto and possibly successfully shout at Mikoto.

Sophia: Kensuke I think will probably successfully do something sensible in response to whatever Mikoto orchestrates.

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Hanaoka: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.

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Yoichi: Takashi, fuck off.

Yoichi: And by "fuck off" I mean "fuck off right back here and listen, you insufferable prick.

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Florence: There are three ways to argue.

Florence: Words.

Florence: Proof.

Florence: Gun.

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Hitomi: Oh, Mikoto! I’m having an A list dinner party and you, out of all my friends, come from the most distant and exotic land.

Mikoto: Aichi?

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Kokomi: You are a traitor to our family

Kensuke: Good! I want to be.

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Fujiro: I don't understand.

Takashi: Neither do I.

Fujiro: Okay then.

Fujiro: I'm glad we settled that.

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Shino: Um.

Shino: Hitomi, what the fuck.

Hitomi: What do you mean, what the fuck.

Shino, pointing at seven Shadows breaching quarantine: Clearly, that the fuck.

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Mikoto: What is wrong with you?

Kokomi: Loaded question. Elaborate.

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Chika: I don’t know if I’m ready to process the ramifications of this bullshit