Mortimer: Knock-knock.
Mickey: Who's there?
Mortimer: Why don't you zip it.

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Mortimer: Knock-knock.
Mickey: Who's there?
Mortimer: Why don't you zip it.
*answers phone* Hello. Goofy. What's your favorite color?
Goofy
Seven billion people on this planet and I have two friends.
Panchito
Mickey: So, uh, what did the insurance company say?
Goofy: Oh, they said uh, “You don’t have insurance here so stop calling us.”
Mickey: I'm not just ready. I'm ready Freddy.
Donald: It's Donald...
Donald: Hey Goofy, I'm mad!
Goofy: Me too!
Donald: Why are you mad?
Goofy: I can't see my forehead.
Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!
Donald Duck
Nothing's impossible unless you stop to think about it.
Von Drake
Great. I think I got it, but, just in case, tell me the whole think again; I wasn't listening.
Goofy
Bradley: When you lose, no one will remember you.
Max: Yeah, but when YOU lose, no one will let you forget it.
Minnie: You have no idea what I'm capable of!
Pete: Don't take it personally, but I feel like I've been threatened by a cupcake.
Dale: You stole my idea!
Chip: No, I used your idea as a springboard.
Dale: You stole my springboard.
Twenty dollars for a straw hat? I'll give you five and I expect a box!
Pete
Goofy: No need to thank us.
Donald: THANK YOU?!
Goofy: You're welcome.
Kid: *about Huey, Dewey and Louie* Those guys are dorks.
Scrooge: Yes, but they're my dorks.
Donald: One of you stole my newspaper! Confess!
Mickey: Really? Are you really going there?
Donald: Yeah, I'm going there.
Mickey: Because if you go there, I will go there, and you do not want to be there when I get there. Because when I get there, I will be so there, that you will wish you had stayed right here.
It's okay to do something that you stink at, as long as you having fun stinking!
Mickey Mouse