*sips wine* sweaty

minseok: give me death or give me death // submit quotes !!

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minseok: churchill said it best when he said “the only thing we have to fear is fear itself” but i believe raccoons should be feared, they’re bastards

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junmyeon: is minseok here?

jongdae, as minseok jumps out the window: actually, he just left

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baekhyun: hey i came home and your screen was out and your cat was on the porch. hopefully you have a cat. if not, now you do! i put the cat inside and closed the window

minseok: bakehyun this is a raccoon

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judge: do you have any witnesses

jongdae: yes actually, i would like to call the raccoon to the stand

judge: what

minseok: oh no

raccoon: *demonic noises*

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junmyeon: why does everyone always assume the worst of me?

minseok: it saves time

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jongdae: i think we should adopt another kid

minseok: no

jongdae: why not

minseok: because with “kid” you mean “raccoon” and we already have 30

jongdae, opening his jacket: 31

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minseok: what are you doing

kyungsoo, dropping the empty soju bottle: i dont know what you’re talking about

minseok: yes because i suddenly went blind

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baekhyun: i don’t know where it is

minseok: the raccoon?

baekhyun: yes

minseok: you lost it?

baekhyun: yes

minseok: well, shit

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jongdae, on the phone: minseok where are you?

minseok: hell

jongdae: what?

junmyeon, from a distance: is that jongdae? tell him i said hi!

jongdae: oh

minseok: yeah

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kyungsoo: whats up

minseok: i have a headache that comes and goes

junmyeon: hey

minseok: there it is

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minseok: we’re over

baekhyun: we’re what? over

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I saw someone with a shirt that said y'all, furry and handsome' and I immediately thought of Chanyeol B Y E

xiuyeol the og furries

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kyungsoo: on a scale of one to t-

minseok: 42

kyungsoo: that's not even on the scale

minseok: 42 is the answer kyungsoo

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kyungsoo: chanyeol keeps calling himself a furry, what do i do

minseok: what

kyungsoo: he’s like, wearing costumes and watching animal cartoons. is this normal, should i take him to a professional

minseok: god help you

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minseok: haha

minseok: hahaha

junmyeon: what’s so funny?

minseok: my life. get it, because it’s a fucking joke. haha

junmyeon: are you okay?

minseok: hahahaha

minseok: no

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sehun: being in bed all day is so depressing, who would ever do that

minseok: depressed people

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