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@incorrectmirainikkiquotes
Yuki: *after just waking up* Oh, mm... I dreamed.
Yuno: So did I! What'd you dream?
Yuki: I was on a beach in the South Seas with my friends. The tide was coming up over my toes, the sun was beating down my skin... It was wonderful. Ah, so what was yours?
Yuno: I dreamt that I tore all the skin off my face and was someone else underneath.
*a long pause*
Yuki: You have problems.
Yuno: I’m aware of that.
Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs?
Yuno Gasai
Yuki: Oh, God, not Yuno.
Akise: You know Yuno Gasai?
Yuki: Let's just say we've crossed paths.
Minene: Was that before or after you slept with her?
Yuki: Hey, whatcha watching?
Yuno: Is that a cooking show?
Kousaka: [turns off the TV] No, of course not. It was... uh... porno. Yeah, that's it.
Yuno: [turns the TV back on] Kousaka, I didn't know you liked cooking. That's so cute.
Kousaka: Aww, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long.
Yuki: It's okay, Kousaka. I like cooking too.
Kousaka: [sotto voce] Pansy.
Did he at least die painlessly? To shreds, you say. How's his wife holding up? To shreds, You say.
Yuki, discussing Yuno’s activities
Kousaka: Yuki's gonna kill me.
Yuno: No, he'll probably make me do it.
Akise: With the apprentice diary at our disposal, we can make this a team effort.
Kousaka: Right, ‘cause there’s no “I” in “Apprentice”!
Akise: …yes, there is.
Hinata: There’s two, actually.
Akise: No, that’s an “E.”
Hinata: No, in the middle.
Akise: Still an “E.”
Hinata: It’s two “I”s straddling the “T.”
Kousaka: There’s a “Y” in there that you guys are both missing!
Hinata: So that’s A-P-P-R-E-N-I-T-I-T-Y-S-E.
Akise: …“Appren-titys”?
Hinata: That’s how you spell it!
Kousaka: Uh, is the “tity” part silent?
Mao: Hinata’s titty-parts aren’t silent…
Hinata: Shut up!
Yuki: Was Akise right about your... difficulty with duality?
Yuno: You see.. if I say 'yes,' then you'll think of me as a... like a Carrie White or maybe a Pam Voorhees-type. And, well... you might not let me kiss you.
Yuki: *shakes head* It's the so-called normal girls that always let you down. Sickos never scare me. At least they're committed.
Well, well, well. If it isn't my old friend, underage murder. So, we meet again. How are you, underage murder? Besides ILLEGAL!
Masumi Nishijima
Yuno: Yuki, I want you...
Yuki: Want me to what? Forgot what you were gonna say? Happens to me all the time. Well, I'm off.
Twelfth: No one defeats Twelfth! No one!
Yuno: Remember me? [smiles]
Twelfth: ... I'd like to go to jail now, please!
My name is Yuno Gasai. And I have done horrible things. I have lied to the man I love, and caused his death. I have killed hundreds, indiscriminately, in his name. I have betrayed and attacked everyone who tried to come near us, and extend a hand to help. One by one, I have destroyed the other Diary Holders, and with no one left to stop me, I have brought an entire world to its knees. My name is Yuno Gasai... I have done horrible things... and I have absolutely no regrets.
Yuno Gasai
Yuno: All you care about is destruction.
Minene: And all you care about, you destroy.
Yuki: How could you lose the body?!
Yuno: What makes you so sure I lost it?
Yuki: Uh, 'cause you're you.
Yuno: Hey! Just because I lost that flahbang-
Yuki: --and the sword, and my hairbrush you stole, and the machine gun...
Yuki: Um, Yuno, w-why are you pretending we're working with Minene?
Yuno: We need protection.
Yuki: You're scamming her?
Yuno: I was thinking more like flat-out murdering her.
Reblog if you encourage people sending those excellently shitty valentines cards to your inbox
Twelfth: Ok, ABS. The conflict resolution program sweeping our school. You all know my system. And at the spaghetti dinner so will your parents or legal guardians. Um, Yukiteru. 'Cause your Dad's in jail. Yuno, Akise, Yukiteru, let's rehearse! Becky, you just watch. Yuno here just found out that her best friend Akise told Yukiteru here that Yuno is whack. And... acting.
Yuki: Yuno, Akise told me that you're whack.
Yuno: Akise, you skank! I hate you.
Akise: Whatever. It's true, you are whack.
[They start to fight violently]
Twelfth: And freeze! Wow, that resolved nothing. Let's rewind, shall we?
[Yuno and Akise stare at the teacher, disappointed]
Twelfth: Let's work out our ABS. A: Access your feelings.
Yuno: When you gossiped about me to my Yuki, it hurt my feelings.
Twelfth: B: Be apologetic.
Akise: Sorry... [mutters] Is the line I am meant to say...
Twelfth: S: slap it! [slaps own butt]
[Yuno and Akise unwillingly high-five]
Twelfth: Well done. Do it just like that at the dinner.
[school bell rings]
Twelfth: Oh. Enjoy your lunch, everyone!
Yuno: [to Akise If you ever gossip about me to Yuki outside of the conflict resolution skit, I'll stab you in the face.
Akise: It was just a skit, Yuno.
Yuno: I will stab you. Again, and again, and again, and again, and again—
Akise: What a psycho.
Yuno: —And again, and again, and again, and again— [door slams]
