Madison: I know you’re not used to this, but maybe you should just try to keep it chill and see what happens. Alexa: Great advice. Impossible to follow, but great advice.
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Madison: I know you’re not used to this, but maybe you should just try to keep it chill and see what happens. Alexa: Great advice. Impossible to follow, but great advice.
Alexa: You know, you shouldn't tweet your location to someone who wants to kill you, Madison. Madison: So you DO follow me.
I act as if I don’t care if people dislike me. Deep down… I secretly enjoy it.
Alexa Crowe
Madison: I need a company card. Kieran: A card or a car? Madison: Card. Kieran: No. Madison: Car! Kieran: Also no.
Alexa: Tell Dawn you're my associate. Madison: Wait... did you just promote me? Alexa: Maybe. Madison: Does it come with a raise? Alexa: No. Get to work. Madison: Whatever you say, associate. Alexa: I'm instantly regretting this.
I just have some worries as well as some concerns that could potentially turn into outright fears. Oh, there they go. They're fears now.
Madison Feliciano
Alexa: Tell me who has me for Secret Santa. Madison: No, that takes all of the fun out of it! Alexa: *glares* Madison: It’s Reuben. He got you a scarf. I’ll make him return it. Alexa: Yes, you will.
You just have to play the hand you're dealt with. Alexa? She's an ace. Harry is my king up my sleeve. Will is my old maid. Beth is my queen. Kieran is the instruction card you throw away. Reuben is a solid seven. Chowder is probably, like, a two. And I'm obviously the joker.
Madison Feliciano
There is only enough room in this family for one unstable sibling, and I have held that title for a very long time. So Alexa is going to have to get it together.
Will Crowe
Harry, on the phone: Hello? Alexa: It's Alexa. Harry: What did she do this time? Alexa: No, it's me, Alexa. It's actually me. Harry: What did you do this time?
Time to get clever. Or, failing that, violent.
Alexa Crowe
Kieran: How long have you been sleeping with Harry? Alexa: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get- Why would- I- I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- You have- the nerve, the audacity- Harry is my colleague, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm? Check and mate.
I'm not saying I want to rob banks, I'm just illustrating that if we did, it'd be easier than what we've been doing.
Will Crowe
Madison: Could you not Alexa this up more than you already have? Alexa: Hang on, did you just use my name as a verb?
I work alone, except when I work with Alexa, which is all the time!
Harry Henare
I really feel like history peaked with my birth and subsequent existence.
Alexa Crowe
Alexa: Your existence is confusing. Madison: How so? Alexa: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.