Very Peculiar

These totally happened~Totally legit~I swear Hey man what's good?

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Miss Peregrine: How did this happen?

Enoch, stuck in a trash can: How does anything happen?

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Kidnapper: We kidnapped your boyfriend!

Horace: You've kidnapped my boyfriend, Enoch O'Conner?

Kidnapper: Yeah.

Horace: Good luck with that.

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Olive: Why do they say justice is a dish best served cold?

Hugh: Because otherwise it would be justWATER

Millard, suddenly showing up with a broom: That's it. That's fucking it. You either marry me on the spot or run for your life.

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Fiona: I don't have a crush on Hugh!

Fiona: He's just someone I stare at and when he's not here it ruins my day

Fiona: but I don't have a crush on him!

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Millard: I don't know what to do here. This is a mess, morally speaking. This is a putrid, disgusting bowl of ethical soup.

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Jacob: Look. I might not have been a saint, but it's not like I killed anybody. I wasn't an arsonist. I never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Emma: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

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“Let’s all say white people things. Billy Joel! I found it on Etsy! There was nowhere to park! Did you fill up the Brita?”

Jacob

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Olive: Dude! We can get mythical animals? Maybe I’ll get a penguin.

Bronwyn: Penguins are real.

Olive: That’s the spirit, Bronwyn. They’re real to me too.

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“Well, my year started about a year ago…”

Olive

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“I’m telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem.”

Emma

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“I made a complete fool of myself tonight. I interrupted your big speech and badly stained my cargo pants, which, I have to admit, are quite comfortable. Oh, God, what’s happened to me? I’m praising off-the-rack separates!”

Horace

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Well, I’ve narrowed it down to two possibilities: yes and no

Millard Nullings

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I’m gonna close asks and submissions for a bit so I can go through everything!! I’ll let you all know when I reopen them!!

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I am very sorry for going inactive for a while. I was very busy doing college things but now I’m out for the summer and I’ll go through all the submissions that you lovely people have sent in!! I was looking through some of them just now and they’re really great!

Thank you all for being such wonderful peculiar children 💖💖💖

-admin Millard

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Hugh: Millard, I need your help, I screwed up bigtime.

Millard: Hugh, given your faily life experiences, you’re going to have to be more specific.

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Please Help

Hello. This is a shout into a void for help. I HATE TO ASK BUT I HAVE NOWHERE ELSE TO GO. To sort of come out and say it, I am in dire need of help with money. 

Since September of 2017, I have been living in a house with my disable brother, Steven, and our two pets Charlie and Maverick. We work very hard to be able to afford the little things we have, but we have come to a bit of a tough situation. Steven has a small paying job, where I work two other jobs. The companies I work for cut my hours and I am not able to work as much as I need to. This means there is not a lot of money coming in. Our rent is 750.00, and this month we are not able to meet it. If I do not come up with the money by 02/03/18 we are in serious trouble. My landlord has contacted me and expressed that if I do not turn my rent in on time we are evicted. This is very scary as the four of us have nowhere to go. 

If there is anyone out there who can help and chip in it would mean the entire world to us. I have created a paypal poolfor those of you who are generous enough and able to help. Please Boost this and help us so we dont lose our home and everything we have. To help us out please go to this link for the money pool https://paypal.me/pools/c/81w1roJIh7 WE DONT NEED MUCH, ANYTHING HELPS. 

thank you so so so so much, Makenzie, Steven, Charlie, and Maverick!!

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Hugh: I skip the letter b when reciting the alphabet because I respect bees and just want them to be happy

Millard: …it took me a moment

Hugh: can you please explain it to me because I have no idea what this means or what I was thinking