Sep 9, 2019
Millard: I don't know what to do here. This is a mess, morally speaking. This is a putrid, disgusting bowl of ethical soup.
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Millard: I don't know what to do here. This is a mess, morally speaking. This is a putrid, disgusting bowl of ethical soup.
Jacob: Look. I might not have been a saint, but it's not like I killed anybody. I wasn't an arsonist. I never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Emma: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
Olive: Dude! We can get mythical animals? Maybe I’ll get a penguin.
Bronwyn: Penguins are real.
Olive: That’s the spirit, Bronwyn. They’re real to me too.
“I’m telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem.”
Emma
Well, I’ve narrowed it down to two possibilities: yes and no
Millard Nullings
“Let’s all say white people things. Billy Joel! I found it on Etsy! There was nowhere to park! Did you fill up the Brita?”
Jacob
“I made a complete fool of myself tonight. I interrupted your big speech and badly stained my cargo pants, which, I have to admit, are quite comfortable. Oh, God, what’s happened to me? I’m praising off-the-rack separates!”
Horace
“Well, my year started about a year ago…”
Olive