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Cumming on a slug might be salty enough to kill it
Stop pls.
It's decided. Jacob sucks in the fourth book and I'm gay for French.
One of the two things I felt during the book.
Guess who finished the fifth book
In other words, JACOB, WHY?
I may be overreacting bit ugh
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Bisexuals:
I'm asexual and I do all of these-
What-
Decided to do a meme or something for the first book since I'm ready the new one which means I'll make some memes for that.
Questioning my life again
So I am Asexual Homoromantic but I'm almost sure on gender. I feel comfortable on Genderfluid.
I just have questions for anyone.
If you are genderfluid, you are trans?
Before any gets offended, it's because I have heard a lot of people say it is and isn't? I'm just confused. I want to know, if I'm genderfluid does that make me trans? I'm saying anything bad about it but it would just give my mom another reason to kick me out...
2. How should I come out to people with this?
3. How do I tell teachers I trust?
4. Am I still homoromantic if genderfluid?
If no one can answer.... I'll just.....
Cave into grief???
Kai can't count
Like he can count but only to like ten.
He didn't get basic education as a kid.
Insecurities came with that because it's ninjago, everyone in Ninjago has only insecurities.
Kai always felt dumb especially with the other ninja. Jay was so smart in mechanics which probably meant he knew more than basic math and reading, Zane is literally Artificial Intelligence but in a metal body with feelings, and Cole had gone to school!
They all knew how to write and he could only do the stuff he had remembered from a young age!
Kai didn't admit to anything about only knowing ten numbers and 17 letters.
He didn't want to encourage the jokes already made.
Like how he can barely think of a simple plan. Sure they meant he was a hothead but he took it as a hint he was dumb as fuck.
He has tried to learn but it's hard to train, protect ninjago, learn, and keep off suspicion at the same time.
It was harder due to the fact that the school that was helping him invited Lloyd over for little kids. (Look he knew he was old but he still needed to learn basic information.
He soon quite his classes but was sent a bill for all the damages he had done with fire. But that also sent him free old textbooks :)
That is where the Ninja found out.
Kai wasn't home when the mail was delivered since he was doing a mission with both Lloyd and Nya.
Zane was the one to get the mail.
He was fairly concerned to get more bills than usually since they already paid a lot in food bills, medical bills, and Lloyd's Therapy bills.
He was even more confused and concerned when he began reading the letter. None of the ninja went to school so he immediately thought that they were being scammed by some kid who needed money for drugs.
Until he read the part about "Kai Smith then preceded to burn twelve math books, two French books, and ten reading books."
He was first disappointed in Kai for damaging stuff but was again confused. Why was Kai even at a school? The schools only ever invite the other ninja because they know Kai gets too.... excited about kids believing they are amazing.
Zane showed the papers and textbooks to Jay and Cole and it was a weird conversation. They settled on waiting for Kai.
A few hours later Kai, Nya, and Lloyd all soon came home. Nya went to her room, Lloyd went to train for a bit, and Kai immediately went to the living room where he found the letter and textbooks.
He was already slightly fearing the prices of the destroyed property but as soon as he heard Zane's voice he had a fucking heart attack.
Zane, Jay, and Cole were all sitting on the couch. Zane looked disappointed, Jay looked tired, and Cole was both.
Kai had attempted a few excuses but soon explained about how he never finished school because he was more focused on making sure Nya could go and live a good life.
He glossed over the fact about being hurt about comments about being dumb.
But the Ninja paid a bit more attention to that.
Kai had to take a break from training to get a job so he can pay the student bills but the Ninja agreed to help him with learning.
The Ninja also avoided any comments about insulting Kai with Intelligence involved
They only use it when it an arguement with Kai. An example is if Kai is being a hothead and is almost dying.
He still can't count though.
Questioning my life again
So I am Asexual Homoromantic but I'm almost sure on gender. I feel comfortable on Genderfluid.
I just have questions for anyone.
If you are genderfluid, you are trans?
Before any gets offended, it's because I have heard a lot of people say it is and isn't? I'm just confused. I want to know, if I'm genderfluid does that make me trans? I'm saying anything bad about it but it would just give my mom another reason to kick me out...
2. How should I come out to people with this?
3. How do I tell teachers I trust?
4. Am I still homoromantic if genderfluid?
If no one can answer.... I'll just.....
Cave into grief???
My friends and I made an alignment chart big city edition
tag yourself Iβm the pigeon. The garbage foe.
Asks are open! Just send in something and I'll it into a list of stuff.
A new account on a new phone I got! You can submit asks about Mystic Messenger and I'll turn it into those headcanon story post things!
I was deciding if I should post this or not but hey.
So I made the "Dark Sides" Animal companion representation stuff out of clay.
Remus was my favorite one to make.
Deciet was easy.
I want to destroy the Virgil spider.
I might give away the Virgil one if anyone wants it. I did also post this on my instagram!
HEY GUYS I NEED HELP WITH FINDING SOMETHING
So I was reading this adorable polyninja ninjago fic but now I can't find it. Someone please help meπ’π(It's with the original four unable to see other colors except their own. Like Kai=Red,Zane=White,Cole=Black and Jay=Blue)
Never mind. I found it π
What's it called? If you can answer.
I would like to read it.
if you observe the elves in rudolph the red nosed raindeer, youβll notice this:
the elf men have very large noses, and are all bald, while the elf women have smaller noses and wavy blonde hair.
now. we already know hermey the elf is a twink. however iβd like to offer up a second piece of information:
hermey, though a man, exhibits a small nose and wavy blonde hair. did you guess it yet?
hermey is trans
TBH Iβm just glad he lives in a trans friendly society in which the only reason people thought he was odd was because he wanted to be a dentist.
To my trans girl followersβ¦. this oneβs for you
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True Highlights
Small story.
So my friend (well call him Ky) is a.......... Psycho??? I'm sorry I don't know how to describe it but this is about....
THE HIGHLIGHTS OF KY
Eating a whole orange+peel infront of a police officer to assert dominance.
Eating an onion infront of that officer and vice principal to assert dominance.
Making us uncomfortable when he whispers "I want your skin,
Talking about taking our eyes
Talking like murder is a daily Sunday treat
Painting a picture of a forest fire
Making our art teacher pissed by being a gremlin
He's a great guy but sometimes I wonder if he's human.
Reblog to get Ky back to the mothership.
Also when we were cleaning up paint I was about to drink his paint water which was a hot pink but then another guy grabbed it and chugged it. Ky and this guy radiate god power or feral cats with rabies.
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