V: “Who’s the hottest drone you can think of.”
N, sniffling: “Uzi.”
J:
V:
J: “N, the worker isn’t here right now. You can be honest with us.”
N: “Uzi’s a ten!”
J: “She’s a six at best.”
N, equipping his chainsaw hands: “YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!”
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V: “Who’s the hottest drone you can think of.”
N, sniffling: “Uzi.”
J:
V:
J: “N, the worker isn’t here right now. You can be honest with us.”
N: “Uzi’s a ten!”
J: “She’s a six at best.”
N, equipping his chainsaw hands: “YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!”
Thad: I figured out why you're so sad! You have updog.
N: What's updog?
Thad: UZI GET IN HERE! I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT!
Anyone up for some incorrect murder drones? No? To bad! >:3
Uzi: I think I’m Bi.
N: Bi what?
Uzi: Huh?
N: Bisexual, Bilingual, Bipolar
V: Oh I know! A bitch!
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Uzi: One two seven three, my father does not love me, nor does anyone in my family ✨✨
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V: This is a bad idea
Uzi: Then why are you coming along?
V: Someone needs to get y’all’s injured asses back home
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N: Me and my girl don't argue. She tells me to shut up and I do.
I said something he would say and my wife bubbled it. Thought the fandom might like it?
"Yeah, it's like talking to a brick wall but the brick wall is insane"
- Uzi Doorman, about Cyn
for the uzi in the manor au you’ve Been talking about. I feel like v would have the biggest crush on uzi and is super obvious about it and uzi is the only person who doesn’t know about it.
uzi:*casually cleaning a bookshelf while wearing the usual butler outfit*
V:*just watching* you’re so pretty…
uzi:huh?
v:*gay panics while running away* I-I said you look nasty!!
YESSS!!!! VUZI GAY PANIC!!!!
J: “You and N were WHAT?”
Uzi: “Well, it’s not like we’re still together.”
N, from the other room: “Liar!”
Uzi: “It’s not like we ever did anything.”
N: “Still a liar!”
Uzi: “Not recently, anyways.”
N: “Yesterdayyy!”
Uzi: “N DOORMAN, YOU ARE NOT HELPING!”
J: “DOORMAN? YOU GUYS ARE MARRIED?”
Uzi: “We’ve been married for over ten years.”
N: “Cyn was the flower girl!”
After therapy, Uzi left crying.
V: “What happened?”
N: “Today was ‘tell to your partner the darkest truth.’”
V: “What could you have said…”
N: “I told her she was the cutest, even among a bunch of the most cutest drones, she would still be the cutest. And in the ‘cutest drone contest’, she would win first prize without even participating.”
Uzi wails.
N: “ACCEPT IT!!!”
