Welcome to God’s Army

the blog title is a quote from Midnight Mass, I’m not a TradCath

[dilfenthusiast]

I guess I ought to make a pinned post or whateva

Bee | USA | No gender, we die like [redacted]

DNI: Taylor Swift likers, SWERFs, people who still talk about their Hogwarts house, racists, anyone who argues that Barbie is a serious piece of feminist literature, pedos/MAPs, and people who make unneccesary comments on other people's posts

A quiz I made to see if you'll even enjoy following me

[keenbugg]

they got ads for nothing now

[hyliantomatoes]

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

[jennaflare]

oh wonderful i will get some mileage out of this as a new reaction image

[lethalwizard]

[calicotisane]

Imagine all of these realizations flooding into this person's brain after a slow gestation of 10 years it all bursts open all at once as one realization as every realization and suddenly everything makes sense in a moment of total perfect clarity and oneness with the earth the universe

[capacity2]

Don’t let me get a boyfriend with a cute ass big nose bc I will lick on it 😛😋

[nahbruhroad-deactivated20260522]

Imma have to be suckn on it

[capacity2]

Omg I can’t compete with that

[capacity2]

This is what we have to do nowadays just to keep a man

[halondrus]

[orcboxer]

damn this bus stop is perfect. now if we could just find somebody to stand upwind of everybody and smoke a decrepit cigarette they found in a tomb

[nicomrade]

[marcosllorente]

“imagine there’s no countries” fuck off john lennon how are we supposed to play the world cup without countries you ultimate scum

[devilmokujin]

[coldestcaress]

Fuckin Phantom of the Dive Bar here

[fairycosmos]

when avoiding the task doesn’t even free you from the obligation of it because youll still be thinking about it fucking constantly

[pipermintz-deactivated20260402]

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

[eternalfarnham]

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

[sacred-portal]

[anglaised]

megan thee stallion is one of the greatest poets of our time

[vieneinpace]

William Etty's Male Nude, with Arms Up-Stretched (1828) revamped by Astra Zero