INCORRECT Mystic Messenger quotes

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Damn this acount hasn’t been active in awhile

damn u didn't have to do me dirty like that

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If you read this, u a cute bean.

Also, everything will be okay. c:

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Yoosung: what’s it called when you kill a friend??

707: homiecide

Jaehee: Murder.

707: homiecide

[Jaehee has left the chatroom]

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Jaehee: Seven, I need your street name.

707: Lil Luciel

Jahee: You live on a street called Lil Luciel?

707: Oh you meant my address! 8D

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Zen: this is so frustrating! i hate everything! i hate everybody!

Yoosung [voice cracking]: everybody?

Zen [sighing]: everybody except you

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707: Calling people "daddy" is gross

Zen: Stop kinkshaming me

707: Kinkshaming is my kink

Zen: *Manly srceam*

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How come to be attractive to the men you have to be cringy but for Jahee to like you, you just have to be a decent human being??

maybe bc Jaehee is literally the only decent human being in the whole RFA

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Where are you from? (Just wondering because of the confession thing... all those names seem german to me hahaha)

DAS RIGHT

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Jumin: Don't do anything stupid until I get back, Luciel.

[1 week later]

Jumin: I'm back.

Jaehee: Mr. Han!

MC: Oh, here's a list of all the stupid things Seven has done.

Jumin: ...this has 12 page-

Jumin: DOUBLE SIDED!

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MC: Hey everyone. Seven just sent me a note saying he's breaking out of prison today, one of us should probably pick him up?..

Yoosung: How are we going to decide who it's goin-

MC: 1-2-3. NOT IT!

Jumin: Not it.

Zen: Not it!

Jaehee: Not it.

Yoosung: Not i- Damn it!!

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MC: Is 4 a lot?

Saeran: Depends on the context, dollars? No. Murders? Yes.

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MC: So.. who's V's trusted "right hand man"?

Jumin: It's me.

Zen: It's me!

707: [starts filming, in hope of seeing a fight] It's probably not me

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Zen: Jumin is just being...

Yoosung: Jumin?

Zen: A total ass, yes.

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[at RFA Meeting]

MC: Can you all stop shouting!?

Jaehee: They're not shouting, they're all talking at the same time.

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Saeran: I don't really like people, but you're okay I guess.

MC: I'm your GIRLFRIEND.

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Zen: My friend here, has a condition where he says really stupid things just to see what would happen.

707: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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/gasp you're back-

well- kind of I guess..so Hi 8D

also I apologize for always disappearing :c