Incorrect Nabari Quotes

they definitely said these. our memories were just erased, that's all. (mod: shijima)

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ok the real reason i logged bk in here after so long was just to post these here so have some nabari x parks&rec edits kairoshuu ed.

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also we’re not affiliated but check out @incorrectshimanamitasogarequotes for more choice incorrect kamatani quote content!! their blog is making me feel guilty about the state of this one it’s so good yall

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hey i know this blog has been dead

but feel free to submit quotes because that’s half the reason it’s dead

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Shijima: If I die, my funeral's gonna be the biggest fuckin' party and you're all invited.

Katarina: If?

Subaru: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and she might not even die.

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In case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in, and I don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That's weird.

Yoite

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Miharu: Depressed? I'm the furthest thing from depressed. I mean, look at what I've accomplished. [holds up claymation doll] Do you see him? Do you think a depressed person could make this? No.

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I'm three ounces of whoop-ass.

Shijima Kurookano

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Raimei: Ahh, sweet owls. You always set my soul at ease.

Kouichi: Never realized you were so into owls.

Raimei: I'm toootally into owls. Don't take that the wrong way.

Kouichi: There's no wrong way to love an owl.

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Tobari: I have the most valuable currency in Japan. A blind, stubborn belief that what I am doing is 100% right.

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Gau: You once broke a rib trying to wrestle one of those inflatable floppy guys at a car dealership.

Raikou: I won.

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Gau: You spent ¥6800 on hair conditioner?

Raikou: A small price to pay for self esteem, Gau.