Incorrect NDRV3

NOT SPOILER FREE, SPOILERS ARE TAGGED. Quotes are based on the English localization, so some differences from the original Japanese text will be evident.

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Good luck with the other blog!

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is the mod okay? not to guilt trip you for not posting or anything, just hoping you're doing alright !

oh i never actually put up a post here explaining the situation!!

so basically i was running 3 incorrect quotes blogs at once and it was too much for me. i dropped this one and @incorrectsanderssides so i could relax a little. also while i was on an ndrv3 kick for a while, i’m actually not as into it as i am some of the other installments of the series.

if you wanna find more incorrect quote content i’m involved in, though, you can check out @incorrectcampcampbellquotes, which i run with one of my friends!

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Maki: I’m not smiling. I’m just frowning less intensely.

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Himiko: Tenko has one spell card and it just says "punch".

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Kokichi: I’m telling you, pipe bombs work. Anytime I had a problem and I threw a pipe bomb, boom! Right away, I had a different problem.

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Himiko: Sometimes when we disagree, you're so passionate I feel like I'm arguing with the sun.

Tenko: What?! That is totally crazy! I am SUPER CHILL ALL THE TIME!

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Gonta: What do I bring to the table?

Rantaro: That's easy, you're the cute one.

Gonta: ...What?

Rantaro: I'm the hot one, Ryoma's the cool one, Shuichi's the smart one, and you're the cute one.

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Shuichi: What are you doing, Himiko?

Himiko: I’m studying my cantrips.

Miu: Just say "masturbating," we get it.

Himiko: I happen to be very deep in thought!

Miu: "Don’t come in, mom! I’m studying my cantrips!"

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Korekiyo: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.

Shuichi: Please never become a surgeon.

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Keebo: Stop saying I look like Makoto Naegi. He's dumb and he's a coward, and I am NOT a coward!

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Shuichi: Are you sure about this?

Kokichi: Have I ever let you down?

Shuichi: Doezens of examples spring to mind, if I’m honest.

Kokichi: Huh?

Shuichi: Yeah. You’re very unreliable. It’s like one of the hallmarks of your personality.

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Keebo: Why is it that whenever anything happens, it's always you three?

Shuichi: I wonder that myself, honestly.

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Korekiyo: Behind every great man is a great woman. Anyway, that’s Human Centipede 1. And then in Human Centipede 2...

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Monokuma: Monosuke, what have I told you about staying out past your curfew?

Monosuke: That I need to do it more often.

Monokuma: Exactly. You need to learn how to have some fun!

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Tenko: So, what do you guys wanna do after this? Catch the new Monokuma Theater, play some volleyball, maybe master every instrument in the orchestra?

Himiko: I was thinking maybe we’d stop Kokichi.

Tenko: Safety first, Himiko! What is it they say? "You can’t swim for at least 3 hours after a meal."

Maki: Tenko, you’re stalling.

Tenko: Stalling? Why would I stall? I hate stalling. In fact, here’s a list of the things I like better than stalling. Root beer, coloring books, bean burritos, 1st day of Spring, 2nd day of Spring, 3rd day of Spring –

Himiko: Ahem.

Tenko: Fine, I admit it. I still can’t swim. I never took those lessons at the community pool.

Maki: Tenko, you promised.

Tenko: They wanted to put me in the beginners’ class with the little kids! I can’t be swimming around with a bunch of 5-year-olds! They can be so cruel when they sense weakness...

Ryoma: That’s why, on the first day, you have to beat up the biggest one in the yard.

Maki: Ryoma, that’s prison.

Ryoma: Only if you let it be!

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Miu: Today, I’m gonna be productive!

Keebo: You mean...?

Miu: That’s right! I’m gonna finally install these updates.

Keebo: It says you have to restart me.

Miu: Nope! Never mind!

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Miu: We just have to make it scar him for life.

Korekiyo, pulling out a knife: Okay!

Miu, taking the knife away: Not like that.