incorrect nichijou quotes

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yuuko: can i have 2 straws with that milkshake?

mio: aww-

yuuko: with 2 straws, i can drink it double as fast!

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yuuko: guess what number I’m thinking of.

mio: 420?

yuuko: no, that’s really immature of you. someone else guess, and please take this seriously.

mai: 69.

yuuko: yeah it was 69.

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*at a zoo*

yuuko: what are they in for?

mio: yuuko, this isn't prison.

yuuko: so they can leave?

mio: no, but-

yuuko, pointing at a meerkat: i bet that one murdered someone.

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fe-chan: i need 28 lightbulbs for 28 ducks.

misato: ducks can’t eat lightbulbs?

weboshii: i think that’s the point.

fe-chan: exactly. i want my ducks to glow so I can find them.

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mio: yuuko, we're hungry!!

nano: yuuko, what's for dinner?

mai: we're hungry, yuuko.

yuuko, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*

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nano, handing out popsicles: which flavor do you want?

hakase: blue flavor!

nano: uh, you mean blue raspberry?

hakase: blue flavor! blue flavor!

nano: blue is not a flavor

hakase: BLUE FLAVOR!!!

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mio: what do you call when you kill a friend?

yuuko: homiecide

mai: murder

yuuko: homiecide.

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mio: yuuko, you need to calm down

yuuko, slamming her fists on the table: BUT HOW CAN IT BE "BIRTHDAY CAKE" FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR?!

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yuuko: what if mayonnaise came in cans?

mio: that would suck because you can't microwave metal

mai: good morning to everyone except these two people