Incorrect no Kuni no Alice

Incorrect quotes for the Heart no Kuni no Alice series.

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Alice: What the hell is that? Ace: Theme ball. Alice: What is the theme? Humiliation?

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Hold my hand, and I'll kill you dead.

- Alice to Peter

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Nightmare: I'd like to lend a hand, but I bet I'd just get in the way. Gray: Sorry to be blunt, but...yes, you would.

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I am not going to argue with a CATBOY!!! Go to your scratching post!

-Alice at some point to Boris

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Peter: You're pretty, and you're smart, and you're ignoring me, so you're obviously my type. Alice: I'm sorry, what were you saying? Peter, swooning: Perfect.

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Alice: What are we doing? Ace: Wasting our lives. Alice: I meant for lunch.

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Alice, thinking out loud: He's so pretty Nightmare: You think I'm pretty...? Alice, flustered: YOU CAN READ MINDS??

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Alice: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are- Boris, with tears in his eye: It's not a joke, I'm a legit snack...

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I can't related to horror stories where it's like, 'My wife started acting crazy, isn't that so scary?' Because I would support my wife no matter what. I would love my crazy wife.

- Ace, probably

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Alice: Why do you always see the worst in people? Julius:Because people are the worst.

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Peter: Hey! Alice left the castle again! I can't find her anywhere! Vivaldi: Hm? She said she was going to visit a friend. It's no secret. She announced it last time period at the tea party, remember? Ace: Can't you even listen to people when they're talking?

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Alice: Looks like we've attracted some attention. Sidney: You enjoy attention from bored faceless?

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Julius: Why did you come here? Alice: If you've got a problem with it, tell Ace. He's the one who got lost.

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He's thick-skinned and coldhearted. He doesn't even have to try!

Elliot about Julius

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Peter: [thinking] Is she going to confess? Alice: If you just thought, 'Is she going to confess?' for even a second, I will punch you.

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Black Joker: Love is a weakness and an evolutionary mistake.

White Joker: You’re literally making a Valentine’s Day Card for Alice right now.

Black Joker: *pointing hot glue gun threateningly* You’re on thin fucking ice.

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...Nightmare, sometimes I don't know if you're seriously amazing or seriously stupid.

- Alice