totally canon

all of these definitely happened in the series. submit is currently: open var sc_project=11301922; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="8aef133c"; var scJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://secure." : "http://www."); document.write("");

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FINLAND: I think you use sarcasm and anger as a way to keep people from getting too close to you.

ICELAND: Y'know, I do, but it doesn't always work.

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NORWAY: When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.

SWEDEN: That's a terrible idea, Doorway.

NORWAY:

NORWAY: Hey, wait a minute.

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NORWAY: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.

ICELAND: And I need you to be less vague and less weird.

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SWEDEN: I thought I told you to stop reading my emails.

DENMARK: Well, I thought I told you to stop keeping secrets!

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FINLAND: You can’t expect me to stab somebody on an empty stomach.

NORWAY: I’d prefer you didn’t stab anyone at all.

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FINLAND: I brought you a nice, hot cup of coffee!

ICELAND: It tastes horrible.

FINLAND: I brought you a hot cup of coffee!

ICELAND: It’s not warm.

FINLAND: Cup of coffee!

ICELAND: I’m not even sure this is coffee.

FINLAND: Cup.

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SWEDEN: Fist me, Finland.

FINLAND: I — what the fuck.

SWEDEN: [holds out fist for a fist bump]

FINLAND: Right. That’s what you — right, okay, fucking christ.

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DENMARK: It’s all just a moo point.

NORWAY: A moo point?

DENMARK: Yeah. It’s like a cow’s opinion; it just doesn’t matter. It’s moo.

NORWAY: [to Finland] Have I been living with him too long or did that all just make sense?

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DENMARK: Don’t mind me, I’m just here for the chicken wings.

GERMANY: [confused] There - there are no chicken wings.

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norway: i wasn't that drunk!

finland: you were flirting with denmark.

norway: so? he's my boyfriend!

finland: you asked if he was single, and cried when he said he wasn't.

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sweden: people actually tell their crushes they like them?

norway: what the hell do you do?

sweden: i die? what kind of question...

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iceland: you ever feel like you’re being watched?

denmark: all the time. when you look this good, you have to get used to it.

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denmark: [to sweden] okay, i know you're mad, but before you say anything - yes, i screwed up. and yes, you warned me. and yes, i don't know where i'm going with this. but i do know this: i have reached the end of my sentence.

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norway: are you okay?

iceland: no, next question.

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finland: it is important that i am both cute and powerful.

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stop

you’re not my real mom

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denmark: [on a ladder] i'm scared, sve.

sweden: do you trust me, den?

denmark: yes.

sweden: come on.

denmark: [falls backwards off the ladder]

sweden: [walking away] rule number one, never trust anyone.