#src: friends

[chiyoumen]

Ryo: We kick on three. One... Two...

Ren: Why don't we just go on two?

Ryo: Why two?

Ren: Because it's faster.

Ryo: I could counted to three like four times without all this two talk.

Ren: Alright, in the future-

Shenhua: Come on!

Guizhang: The door won't break itself, targets getting further-

Ryo: Okay! One... two...

Ren: So we are going on two?

Everyone: UHHHG!!

[jli-as-sitcoms]

[incorrectoofuriquotes]

Tajima: If he doesn't like you, this is all a moo point.

Hanai: Huh? A moo point?

Tajima: Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.

Hanai: Have I known him too long, or did all that just make sense?

[incorrectjonsansa]

Jon, thinking: OK, I have no feelings for Sansa. No feelings at all. She's just a friend. I mean, I might have had some feelings for her, but now they're all gone. All of them. As a matter of fact, I don't think I ever had feelings for Sansa.

Sansa, walking in: Hi Jon!

Jon, thinking: I love you.

[blaireisbored]

Link: Hello, people who do not live here.

Allen: Hi!

Lavi: Hello!

Link: I gave you the key for emergencies.

Allen: We're out of food.

[incorrectshera]

Scorpia: You idiot!

Catra: I'm sure you're right, but why?!

[ansatsukyoushitsutexts]

Akabane Karma: Look, I’m trying not to be mad at Asano, but sometimes that guy pushes my buttons.

Nakamura Rio: Why are you so mad at him?

Akabane Karma: Look, I don’t want to talk about it, okay?

Nakamura Rio: Well, it just seems that -

Akabane Karma: You wanna be on my list too? Keep talking. Has anyone seen my list, by the way?

Isogai Yuuma: Uh, no. What’s it look like?

Akabane Karma: It’s a piece of paper that says “Asano Gakushu” on it.

[incorrectnordicsquotes]

DENMARK: It’s all just a moo point.

NORWAY: A moo point?

DENMARK: Yeah. It’s like a cow’s opinion; it just doesn’t matter. It’s moo.

NORWAY: [to Finland] Have I been living with him too long or did that all just make sense?