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things that oh my girl have probably most likely maybe said before. 100%.

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Binnie, in court: Your Honor, I would like to plead guilty and also request the death penalty

Judge: this is.. a parking ticket...

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Hyojung: What did you do when Yooa asked you to be her girlfriend?

Mimi: I panicked and dabbed

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Jiho: But who can I trust?

Binnie: Yourself

Jiho: [scoffs and chuckles] No.

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Arin: Perhaps I will drink my sorrows away...

Arin: *opens capri sun*

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Binnie: And I thought you were a rebel.

Jiho: I am a rebel.

Binnie: But you can’t be a rebel if you don’t rebel.

Jiho: …

Jiho: [whispers] Fuck.

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Police Cars: *sound of sirens nearby*

Arin, who’s never done anything wrong in her life: They’ve found me.

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Hyojung: Hello my beautiful daughter, just wondering did you eat my humus as it seems to have disappeared and I was so looking forward to it.

Binnie: ..maybe

Hyojung: Fucker

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Jine: Seunghee put salt in my coffee because i annoyed her but i’m going to continue to drink it because i’m petty and wont let her win

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Jine: It’s just one of those things we’ll never know, like what happened to the Titanic.

Seunghee: It hit an iceberg.

Jine: Maybe.

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Hyojung: When you meet someone for the first time and it's new and exciting. You know that rush?

Jine: No. No, see, when I first meet somebody it's mostly panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.

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Mimi: *to Hyojung* Hyojung has no idea I’m high.

Hyojung: You’re high?

Mimi: Oh, sorry. *Turns to Yooa* Hyojung has no idea I’m high.

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Jine: Tall people, if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. I can’t keep up with you. Please think of my tiny legs, I don’t want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll, you TITANS.

Jiho: Just get a pair of roller skates and hang onto my sleeve, we don’t have all day.

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Yooa: You're so dramatic.

Seunghee, with a rose between her lips, throwing glitter around, dressed in evening wear during the day, draping herself across a piano: I have no idea what you're talking about.

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Mimi: Did it hurt?

Yooa: What?

Mimi: When you fell walking in. I saw you fall on your face. Everyone saw.

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Interviewer: What is your biggest weakness?

Binnie: I can be uncooperative.

Interviewer: Can you give me an example?

Binnie: No.

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Mimi: Why did I make a hit-list last night containing only McDonalds?

Jiho: You tried to order a margarita mcflurry and when they said they didn't make those you tried to call 911.

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Jine: Why is your back all scratched up?

Seunghee: (flashback to her chasing a raccoon after Jine told her to leave it alone)

Seunghee: I'm having an affair.