IncorrectOnePiece Pairing/Non Pairing quotes

Quotes of various one piece parings and non pairings

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*Luffy and Chopper having a heart-to-heart*

Luffy: That's one of my biggest fears. If I ever woke up as a piece of meat...

Chopper: You would eat yourself.

Luffy: I wouldn't even question it.

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Sanji: *Gets down to one knee*

Zoro: *Gasp* Oh my God, its finally happening !

Sanji: *Falls over and starts shaking*

Zoro: The poison is finally kicking in.

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Nami: Luffy... what is that ? *points at a tall white object*

Luffy: Ummm, an ... air-freshener?

Nami: Oh really? Let's try this again Luffy. What. Is. That?

Luffy: *gulp* ThenewPS5.

Nami: WHY DID YOU BUY THE NEW PS5!!!

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*During Punk Hazard arc*

Robin: I love a good body swap. Its like demonic possession but with the ones you love.

Franky: THATS CAUSE YOU STILL HAVE YOUR BODY!

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Nami: Come on chopper, it's time to prepare for bloodshed.

Chopper: But...who's blood?

Nami: Anyones guess (:

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Zoro: I don't want to be Nami's "boyfriend."

Franky: Well, what do you want, then?

Zoro: I don't know ! I just want to be with her. All the time. I want to hear about her day and tell her about mine. I want to hold her hand and enjoy her smile. But I don't want to be her stupid boyfriend!

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Luffy: We're a family Sanji. Families talk about things.

Sanji: No! Families ignore things until they go away. They also bully you and neglect you.

Luffy: ...

Franky: Bro thats fucked up

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Chopper: Help me with this crossword puzzle Sanji. I need a four letter word for dissapointment.

Sanji: *No hesitation* Zoro

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Nami: You know Law, I always find it helpful to vent when I'm dissatisfied.

Law: I don't vent, I take out peoples hearts.

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Sanji: *Seeing Nami for the first time* She's like an angle that fell from heaven!

Zoro: Psh, so was lucifer.

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Luffy: Can you navigate my boat and be part of my crew?

Nami: Surely you can't be serious.

Luffy: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley. My names Luffy and I will be the pirate king!

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Zoro: *sees Sanji laying on the floor* Ehh, what's wrong with you curly brow?

Sanji: *covering his eyes* My head hurts. I need Nami-swan and Robin-chwan to help me.

Zoro: Ahh, that's just your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

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Usopp: *Showing Franky a ring he made for Kaya* Well?

Franky: It's SUUUPPEERR BRO! But I think Robin will crush my nuts again if I marry you.

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Koby: Im sorry Luffy, I just don't think pirates cool.

Luffy: Well, then you're not cool Koby.

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Nami: Friendship ended with Zeus. Now, Zoro is my bestfriend.

Zoro: Nami, we're dating.

Nami: Well thats even better.

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Luffy: My grade in this class is not cute at all

Boa Hancock: but you are so it's okay.

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Zoro : Do I look like a joke to you ?

Sanji : Yeah... but not a funny one