They're Incorrect Quotes, Charlie Brown

Some quotes that the Peanuts characters might have said...possibly. Submissions are welcome.

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If I had a dollar for every time I overthought something, I would still be overthinking it.

Charlie Brown

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I'm going to lay here and listen to sad songs.

Charlie Brown

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Lucy: Imagine if we were stranded on a deserted island, just the two of us. Schroeder: I think I'd rather drown.

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Charlie Brown: “Confidence deficit disorder”? I don’t have that. Charlie Brown: Wait, do I? I don’t know. What do you think?

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Charlie Brown: Sometimes, you gotta have a weekend where you do nothing at all. Pig-Pen: Not even bathe! Charlie Brown: Charlie Brown: Okay, uh-uh.

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Honestly having a brother is a lot like just knowing some guy

Sally

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Linus: God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers. Charlie Brown: WHEN DID I SIGN UP FOR THE WAR?! WHEN DID I ENLIST?!

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Christmas is so close I can almost smell the mistletoe I'm not going to be kissed under.

Charlie Brown

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Is the local theater still casting for Aladdin? I might not be Aladdin or the Genie but I'd make a great carpet considering everyone walks all over me.

Charlie Brown

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Peppermint Patty: I don't know, maybe the horrors would be less daunting if we were holding hands. Charlie Brown: With each other or with the horrors?

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Peppermint Patty: Maybe if I talk to Marcie she can ease my guilt. *later* Marcie: Well, it sounds like it's all your fault.

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Hopebaiting myself every day.

Charlie Brown

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When my insecure self hears people laughing in public, the only thing I can actually assume is that they are just laughing at me.

Charlie Brown

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"It's all in your head!" Correct! Unfortunately I am also in there.

Charlie Brown

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Today I put my hand in my bag and felt a stress ball and was like "oh? I have a stress ball?" And I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I'm much more stressed than I was

Charlie Brown

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Charlie Brown: I got so bored I started thinking about existence. Charlie Brown: Do I matter? Do any of us? Is there a master plan in the works? A grand design? Charlie Brown: Just dumb stuff like that.

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Sally: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Linus?

Linus: No

Charlie Brown: I do

Sally: I know, big brother

Charlie Brown: I’m sad

Sally: I know, big brother