Damn You Neo Featherman

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“The liquor’s calling the shots now, Senpai.”

~Kanji

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“These things have a way of working themselves out. I’m gonna let the liquor do the thinking.”

~Kanji @ that one scene after the investigation team rescues Mitsuo

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“I’ve met cats and dogs smarter than Kanji and Teddie. In fact, most cats and dogs are smarter than Kanji and Teddie.”

~Naoto

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“The liquor’s calling the shots now, Senpai.”

~Kanji

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“I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him.”

—Yu

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Kanji: It’s dark in here.

Naoto: Don’t worry I got this. *stomps feet and skechers light up*

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Pov: you’re starting the hanged man social link

Naoki: I hate you more than anybody else in the world!

Yu: Duly noted. May I please have your cellphone number?

Naoki: Sure.

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"Must commit evil deeds...Must leave lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my dinner back, even though it's exactly what I ordered!"

~Adach before everyone realizes he’s crazy

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"Of all my muscles, my brain is one of them!"

~Kanji

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“And now, you're about to get your "Beaten By A Kanji" badge."

~Kanji, specifically to Yosuke

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“Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words leave psychological wounds that will never heal.”

~Yosuke

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Rise, into a megaphone: Tell me I’m pretty!

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Igor: And now, here’s Margaret with the weather.

Margaret: [holding a feather] I thought you said feather…

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Nanako: You’re weird!

Adachi: Says you and several psychiatric professionals.

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Naoto: Do you want to know what I think?

Adachi: Who cares what you think YOU’RE A GIRL!

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Investigation team minus Teddie: *crying*

Teddie: What’s wrong guys? Are you picturing my future again?

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"I'm not bright, big words confuse me, I have the attention span of a rodent and Naoto loves me anyway!"

~Kanji