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Hello welcome to a blog full of totally real quotes from the persona games/Animes. Yes Trinity soul is a thing.

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Also a question: Would you guys wanna do something for the 200? Like a Q&A?

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I just wanna say thank you so much!! I noticed I have over 200+ followers now and wanted to thank you guys!!

I know I’m not the most Active blog in the world but thank you so much for following me!! I love you guys <3

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*In the chip aisle at the supermarket, doing a late-night grocery run.*

Akira: *Minding my own business, looking for tortilla chips.*

Akira: *Finds tortilla chips.*

Ann, to Ryuji: See, he knows what he's here for. He knows what He's doing. Be more like him. MAKE A DECISION, RYUJI.

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Akechi: Ryuji, I think you should play the role of my father.

Ryuji: Dude, I don't want to be your dad.

Akechi: That's perfect. You already know your lines.

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Ryuji: Futaba, where have you been? You left your cell phone in Lablanc and I assumed you were dead.

Futaba: Uh, I would clearly be buried with my phone.

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Akira: Which way did they go?

Akechi: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left.

Akira: You could really figure it out from that?

Akechi: No, you idiot, they sent me a text. See?

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Chie: Come here dumbass

Yosuke, Slowly walking:

Yu: Coming

Yosuke: I thought I was dumbass...

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Akira: So Akechi has 19 bottles of dish soap-

Ryuji: WAIT WHY DOES AKECHI HAVE 19 BOTTLES O-

Akechi: MIND YOUR BUSINESS, SAKAMOTO!

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Hey! guess who’s still alive but lurking!

Now that Persona 5 Royal is out I figured what better way to celebrate it by coming back,,,,sometimes |D

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"Hey! Ancient being whose existence dwarfs my comprehension! EAT A DICK!" -Every Persona protagonist ever (Source: Super Best Friends Play)

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Ryuji: Ok wait, we gotta think about this.

Akira: Cancer forever is way worse than hungriness.

Ryuji: It doesn't say 'no one goes hungry forever'.

Akira: No it doesn't. It means give everyone a sandwich right now.

Ryuji: Okay, but...you think about curing cancer, there's evil people that could have cancer.

Akira: Yeah but there's probably way more good people that have cancer. It's not like 50/50.Like what if feed the hungry, is you just nuke the hungry countries?

Ryuji: That's true too. We can't read the fine print!

Akira: No!

Ryuji: Okay, if Haru was here, she would...

Akira: She would feed the hungry.

Ryuji: Okay but, she's not fucking here.

Akira: I say fuck cancer.

Ryuji: I dunno I'm leaning towards fuck canc- but when you think about it, if you feed the hun-

Black screen that says '2 hours later'

Akira: YOU CAN'T JUST GET RID OF HUNGER BY FEEDING PEOPLE CANCER! THAT DOESN'T WORK!

Ryuji: No but if the people that die from cancer, we can't feed them.

Akira: That's what you'd be doing.

Ryuji: No, no!

Akira: YOU'D BE SHOVING CANCER INTO PEOPLE'S MOUTHS!

Ryuji: Fuck it, cure cancer!

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Yusuke: Joker, they found one of the stole paintings at her house.

Akira: But she says she didn't know how it ended up there.

She's being set up.

Yusuke: Framed! Art joke. Continue.

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Akechi: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Ryuji: Yes.

Akechi: I was hula hooping.

Sae-san and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.

Ryuji: Oh, my God.

Akechi: I've mastered all the moves.

The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.

Ryuji: Why are you telling me this?

Akechi: Because no one will ever believe you.

Ryuji: You sick son of a bitch.

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Akira: He makes me feel so small!

Morgana: Well, who cares what he thinks? You're a phantom thief! You're a grown man!

Now take your nap. And if I see the lights on in here, I'm going to be very disappointed in you.

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/dabs

ok guys I’ve played a LOT of persona 5 so expect incorrect p5 quotes with the phantom nerds

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Tatsuya: I killed Hitler, I deserve pie for that.

(Source is Supernatural 12x05, but the specific scene isn’t online yet ugh)

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Okay so im just really lazy and would love some submissions!