Lacey Delenda Est

[incorrectphantomgulchquotes]

[incorrectphantomgulchquotes]

[incorrectphantomgulchquotes]

casper: 2day I will DM

magnet:

[incorrectphantomgulchquotes]

Lacey: You know what they say. Go big or go home.

Carlin: Please go home. Lacey. I am begging you to go home. For once in your life just please go hom-

Lacey, whispering: I’m gonna go big.

X

[incorrectphantomgulchquotes]

[incorrectphantomgulchquotes]

Rosie to Tinker: You stood in front of me and told me to trust people. When I was perfectly fine not trusting people. Not trusting people is what I'm used to. It's my comfort zone.

[incorrectphantomgulchquotes]

Tinker: I can't speak to your past, but I think you might have an easier time of it, and maybe a little more fun, if you just learn to trust people.

Rosie: The last time I heard that, I was dating a birthday clown, who painted my face in the night, and was literally never seen from again.

[incorrectphantomgulchquotes]

-- Rosie d'Ghallanda

[incorrectphantomgulchquotes]

Rosie: I'm not nice to everybody. I'm not nice to you.

Mollie: Because you know nice bores me. Hence, still nice. You're what whoever you're with needs you to be.

[incorrectphantomgulchquotes]

Rosie: [waits til her shift is over then screams at Mollie] Mollie: That's the most I've ever liked Rosie.

[incorrectphantomgulchquotes]

Mollie: You have a gift for manipulation.

Rosie: I listen. I have an actual conversation with people. Which, shockingly, does raise the odds they'll be cooperative.

Mollie: That's what I'm saying. You read that kid, and manipulated the hell out of him.

[incorrectphantomgulchquotes]

Rosie explaining the Jannik plan to Arik

Rosie: ...and then Lacey will punch Mollie-as-Auxlan.

Arik: Sure, I'd love to see Mollie get punched.

Rosie: Try again.

Arik: ...I will stay in the basement and not see Mollie get punched.

[incorrectphantomgulchquotes]

[incorrectphantomgulchquotes]

Kora: Did your boyfriend know anything about this?

Jannik: I was trying to use Anselm for intelligence.

Kora: That’s like trying to use a croissant as a fuckin’ dildo.

Jannik: I thought that-

Kora: No, no, no! Let me be more clear! It doesn’t do the job, and it makes a fucking MESS!

[incorrectphantomgulchquotes]

[incorrectphantomgulchquotes]

Lacey: I'm gonna go out humble and honorable.

Lacey: ... Just kidding.

[incorrectphantomgulchquotes]

Alistine: Lying, Mardove? I can't condone lying! Therefore... I will steal two coins from Elgeon.