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Brian: You know, Michael Corleone forgave Fredo.
Deaky: Yeah, that was right before he had him taken out to the lake and shot.
Brian: The important thing is he forgave him.
Deaky: No. I think the important thing to Fredo was that he got shot!
Deaky: [Rushing out the door] Hi, Roger Bye, Roger.
Roger: Dad, was that you?
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Brian: Honestly, Roger, Sometimes I don't know where your head is.
Roger: Mom, is that you?
Freddie: Do you know what I hate doing most after a party?
Deaky: [Without looking up] Trying to find your underwear in the big pile?
Deaky: Freddie is late, Again.
Brian: How did this happen? I called him at 8:00 this morning and pretended it was 11:00.
John: I printed up that fake rehearsal schedule, for him saying we started at 9:00 instead of noon.
Roger: And I set all his watches and clocks to say p.m., when it's really a.m.
Brian: ... We may ave over done it.
Freddie: [Bursting into the studio] What the hell time is it?!
Roger: [After leaving Freddie a weird high-pithed sound on his voicemail.] He wasn't there. I left a voicemail.
Deaky: You left a voice, but it wasn't male.
Brian: Okay, am I dressed alright?
Roger: (without looking) The answer to that has never been yes.
Miami: I'm going to give it to you straight.
Freddie: Gross.
Roger: You know, this reminds me of the story of Gunilla Ufstader, King Lynn’s own angel of death.
Deaky: Tell it, Roger. Tell it.
Roger: Really?? All the way through?
Deaky: All the way through. But please try to make the end come as close to the beginning as possible.
Roger: Well, Gunilla Ufstader was a nurse at Cedars of King’s Lynn Hospital. One night she was taking care of Sven Bjornsson, and he asked her if she would get him some more mouth moisteners and then kill him. Gunilla brought the mouth moisteners right away, but the killing thing, it seemed to go against everything she’d bee taught… He begged and he begged, and by her coffee break, she couldn’t stand it anymore, so she pulled the plug and he died. Well, she was racked with guilt that night. Not only had she parked her car in a doctor’s spot, but she was never sure whether Sven’s pleading was the pain talking, or the medication talking, or the guy in next bed talking! You see, the guy in the next bed was Ingmar Von Bergen, King Lynn’s meanest ventriloquist.
Deaky: Roger, we are going somewhere with this, aren’t we? I mean, if not, I’m gonna cut out your tongue.
Roger: Yes! Sven came back to haunt Gunilla – since then, every Tuesday night at ten. Nine, Central. She hears noises. Some say it’s the wind, but some say it’s Sven’s voice whispering back from the other side, saying, ‘Turn quick – his lips are movie!’
Deaky: See that, Brian? You kill someone, you end up being a Roger story.
Deaky: Hey, Fred remember how you kept bringing it up, when Roger shagged my sister. I never understood why, but now I get it. It's fun! So guess what- Roger shagged your sister! Oh, and another thing... Roger shagged your sister.
Freddie: Shut-up you little twizzler!
Deaky: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Roger shagged your sister.
Roger: You read funny, Brian. Your lips don't move.
Brian: Yeah, you'll notice I don't have to sound out the words, either.
Roger: I don't think you're really reading.
Brian: You just couldn't keep your eyes off that slutty bartender, could you?
Roger: Wait, what?! Are you just guessing that she's slutty, or have you heard something?
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Freddie: Brian failed his drug test.
Miami: ...What?!
Roger: Yeah, he wouldn't smoke with us.
Brian: Maybe I am insane. I mean, I am talking to myself.
Paul: You are? Oh, I thought I'd made a friend.
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Brian: When is quitting ever the answer?
Freddie: Heroin. Cigarettes. A jigsaw puzzle. You already got the picture on the box, bitch.
Deaky: Roger, for once in your life, would you stop being so selfish?! I was robbed! My flat still feels creepy!
Roger: Oh, shut up, Deacon! Your flat was creepy before you got robbed!
