Johanna Mason’s Wife

Stephanie/Steph | latina | 24y | lesbian | she/her

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I just want to let yall know before hand that in the future there might be some nsfw quotes, so in case you’re a minor or simply don’t want to see them just filter “hunger games nsfw”

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Peeta: Life could be worse, Haymitch.

Haymitch: Life could be a lot better too.

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Finnick: I’m a Leo, which probably tells you way more than you need to know.

Beetee: Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun’s apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.

Finnick:

Finnick: I bet you’re a Capricorn.

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Katniss: What do we think of Johanna?

Peeta: Nice friend.

Haymitch: I think she’s gay.

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Please can u do more Beetee and/or Wiress ones?

Sure! I’ll try to think of what to do with them!

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Peeta: Haymitch was sitting next to me during a daily meeting and offered me a sip of his drink because I mentioned that I was thirsty…

Peeta: I was not fucking expecting to take a sip of vodka cranberry at 9am, y’all.

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Katniss: Prim! Wake up.

Prim: Five more minutes…

Katniss: Come on, wake up, I made breakfast.

Prim:

Prim: Lies, I don’t hear the smoke alarm.

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Johanna: I already have a tattoo.

Annie: What? Where? Why? How? When?

Johanna: I will never talk about it again.

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Y/N: Oh my god, if baby oil dissolves condoms, what the fuck does it do to babies?

Haymitch: This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material.

Finnick: It’s like rock, paper, scissors: Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, and condom defeats baby.

Johanna: Rock also defeats baby.

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Johanna: For some reason, when I meet men, they act as if I’m going to do something horrible to them.

Annie: But you probably would do something horrible to them.

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Prim, holding a python: Guys, I impulsively bought a snake. What do I name him?

Katniss: You did WHAT—

Johanna: William Snakepeare.

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Finnick: I care too much about other people’s feelings. It’s always been my fatal flaw.

Peeta: I don’t think—

Finnick: Not now, Peeta. I’m growing as a person.

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Katniss: Can’t you ever be serious?

Haymitch: I tried it once. Everybody laughed.

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Johanna: And that’s why I don’t have a girlfriend.

Finnick: You know, I think there’s a lot of reasons why you don’t have a girlfriend.

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Katniss: What are you implying about my baking skills?

Johanna: That they’re non-existent.

Katniss: I didn’t think it was possible for you to be this rude.

Johanna: And I didn’t think it was possible to barbecue brownies so I guess we’re all learning.

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Maysilee: Do you trust me?

Haymitch: Yes.

Maysilee: You shouldn’t.

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Haymitch: Johanna?

Johanna: Yeah?

Haymitch: Do you need a hug?

Johanna: Haven’t I been through enough?