Larry Incorrect Quotes

Incorrect Quotes, all One Direction. Either reblogged, sourced or made up by myself.

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Incorrect Quotes, all One Direction. Either reblogged, sourced or made up by myself.

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[incorrectquoteslarrystylinson]

once again i do not post on this blog anymore, please don't expect me to

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y'all finding this acc is wild like i don't post here anymore lol

[pathetic-dreamy]

Paul: Who broke the toaster?

Louis, Niall, Liam, Zayn, Harry:

Zayn: It was Niall.

Louis: Niall did.

Harry: Niall.

Liam: Niall broke it.

Niall:

Niall: YOU PROMISED-!

[pathetic-dreamy]

Louis: How did you know Harry and I were dating?

Zayn: You just seem happy for the first time in a while

Harry: Aww-

Zayn: I’m playing, I saw you guys making out last week. Congratulations though.

[pathetic-dreamy]

Zayn: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds?

Liam: Yes?

Zayn: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days.

Liam: Fuck.

Zayn: It's gonna be a fun week!

Liam: I'm going to Harry's house.

Zayn: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.

[pathetic-dreamy]

Niall: What is the most illegal thing you can do with one gold?

Louis: Exchange it for a hundred copper, put them all in a sock, and then beat someone to death with it.

[pathetic-dreamy]

Liam: How do you tell someone their breath stinks?

Harry: Hey, I'm bored, let's drink mouthwash.

[pathetic-dreamy]

Liam: I hate to disagree with you, but-

Louis: Please, you love to disagree with me. Its your favorite thing to do.

[pathetic-dreamy]

Paul, coaching Louis: You do understand that for the next 15 days I’m not your dad, I’m your therapist, right?

Louis: That’s fine. It’s not like I ever really saw you as a father anyway. I mean, I met you when I was 17.

Paul: And how does that make you feel?

[pathetic-dreamy]

*typing*

Louis: iuegrukfhoeuhfeoruhf

Harry: What is that?

Louis: it’s a keyboard smash

Harry: How do I do it?

Louis: just press anything

Harry: 7

[pathetic-dreamy]

Harry: What happened?!

Louis: Do you want the long version or the short version?

Harry: Sh-short??

Louis: Shit's fucked.

Harry: Okay, long.

Louis: Shit's very fucked.

[pathetic-dreamy]

Harry: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

Zayn: All I drank was Redbull!

Harry: How many?

Zayn: Eighteen.

[pathetic-dreamy]

Niall, texting Liam: Liam! Help I'm being kidnapped!

Liam: Where are you?

Niall: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Niall: I'll call Harry.

Harry, answering their cell: Y'ello?

Liam: Where's Niall? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.

Harry: Niall? Whaddya mean, he’s right next to me-

Harry:

Harry: I'll call you back. *Hangs up*

Harry: MY NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!

Niall: WHO ARE YOU!?

[pathetic-dreamy]

Niall: You can answer almost anything with “Not since the accident.”

Harry: Actually, you can’t.

Zayn: Not since the accident.

[pathetic-dreamy]

Harry: There’s no “I” in team, but there is one in pizza.

Louis: So, you’re not going to share?

Harry: I’m not going to share.

[pathetic-dreamy]

Liam: Louis, is that my mug you’re drinking out of?

Louis: No, it’s mine.

Liam: It... looks just like the one I have...

Louis: You don’t have one like this anymore.