Incorrect One Direction Quotes

Pretending all is well. Larrie, Ziammie. Lots of breakdowns! She/her.

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hello! i just wanted to tell you the (tags) classifications of my quotes.

i’ve curated them throughout the years and thought it’d be cool for you guys to know all of them:

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Harry: Zayn and I are so in tune! We even finish each other’s…

Zayn:

Harry:

Zayn:

Harry: Sentences! Sometimes it doesn’t happen.

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Zayn: You’re overthinking this.

Liam: You don’t know the appropriate level of thinking, Zayn. What if I’m underthinking?

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Zayn: I just learned a way to get stuff on the cheap. Steal it!

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Louis: I hope no one lowkey hates me.

Louis: Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being.

Louis: Go big or go home.

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Niall: Do you cook?

Zayn: I made a cake once.

Liam: Yeah, it was good.

Zayn: Really?

Liam: Don’t make me lie twice, Zayn.

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Paul: Start talking!

Louis: Well, we-

Paul: Shut up!

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Zayn: Is this about me?

Liam: No.

Zayn: Oh. Then I've lost interest.

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Harry: No problemo!

Harry, internally: But it was all problemo.

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Liam: I've never heard anything like that before.

Harry: Like what?

Liam: I don't know, I've never heard it before.

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Liam: I can’t keep your secret from Zayn much longer, every time your name comes up I change the subject to the new Twin Peaks reboot until he gets bored.

Louis: So you talk for one second?

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Zayn: How could you do that?!

Louis: Cause I'm an idiot. You may think you're an idiot, but with all due respect, I'm a much bigger idiot than you are.

Zayn: Don't insult me, my friend. Remember who you're talking to. No one's a bigger idiot than me.

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Cop: What are your names?

Zayn: Don't tell them, Louis.

Cop, writing: Louis...

Zayn: Crap.

Louis: Nice going, Zayn.

Cop:

Louis: Uh oh.

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Harry: It’d be easier if you weren’t such a Pre-Madonna!

Liam:

Liam: It’s Prima Donna.

Harry: No, it isn’t.

Liam: What does Pre-Madonna even mean?

Harry: It means before Madonna female vocalists didn’t have to work that hard!

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Liam: I never thought I’d say this, but I think I know what’s going on in your head.

Louis: Oh well, then welcome to the terror dome.

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Paul: I love my job but there are a few things I miss: silence, the absence of noise, and a single moment undisturbed by the sound of five annoying boys having fart contests.

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*During their fight*

Harry: Oh, right. Lou, Zayn is coming over.

Louis, sitting in front of him: Oh, is he? Shall I make scones?

Zayn: I don’t like scones.

Louis: I’m not making scones, idiot!

Zayn: Good, ‘cause I don’t even like them.

Louis: