Incorrect-Quotes-With-Egos

I'm here sometimes//Incorrect Quotes w/ Thomas Sanders, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Crankgamplays, and Natewantstobattle

[incorrectquoteswithegos]

Yan: *running into the Dark's office* DAD I HAVE GOOD NEWS AND I HAVE BAD NEWS

Dark: *deep sigh* well what is the good news?

Yan: Good news is that I promise to never do it again!

[incorrectquoteswithegos]

Wilford: has anyone seen my sons??

Wilford: oh god...CJ!! RJ!!

Wilford: that father's adrenaline is kicking in—CJ!! RJ!!

Wilford: I can see every equation

Wilford: excuse me ma'am, have you seen my sons, they're about this tall, and they believe the Earth is flat, but we haven't had the talk.

Wilford: (kicks over a trash can)CJ!! RJ!! ARE YOU IN THERE

[incorrectquoteswithegos]

Yan: Hey, can we go to McDonalds?

The Jims: (silently chanting Mcdonalds)

Dark: I'm making dinner at h-

Wilford, joining in the chant while driving: MCDONALDS MCDONALDS- *Hard left*

[incorrectquoteswithegos]

Bartender: Have you ever got your heart broken?

Wilford: Yeah, everyday.

Bartender: Really? How so?

Wilford: *looks at Damien's old photograph* He never knew how much I loved him until it was too late. I was too late.

[incorrectquoteswithegos]

William : yeah we're friends , but i would fuck you if you asked

Damien: what

William : what

Mark : *eating chips in the background* you said you would fuck him if he asked

[incorrectquoteswithegos]

Dark: if there is such a thing as true love, I'm sure I'll never find it

Wilford: *smiling like sunshine* oh dont worry! I'm sure that you'll find it someday :) maybe you and I can find it together! :D

Dark: *under his breath* h-holy shit i found it

[incorrectquoteswithegos]

Random Guy: [flirts with William]

Damien: [staring at them silently]

Mark: You're really quiet today, Damien.

Damien: [still staring] Nobody plans a murder out loud.

[incorrectquoteswithegos]

So, I know I have not been very active on this account, but I was wondering if anyone would like to see dilliam and darkstache related quotes that I have stashed away.

[incorrectquoteswithegos]

Celine: Come on you two! Talk to each other already!

Damien: After what he did? I don't think so.

William: Please, Dames? I said i'm sorry and I told you i'll make it up to ya!

Damien: I've been saving those M&M's since this morning, Will!

[incorrectquoteswithegos]

Damien, talking to his future-self: Who are you?

Dark: I’m you, but gayer.

[incorrectquoteswithegos]

Wilford: *pitch an idea*

Bim, impressed: Huh, there might be something here!

Dark, under his breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.

[incorrectquoteswithegos]

Bim, storming in: Your husband is bonkers!

Dark: Yeah, but he’s cute.

[incorrectquoteswithegos]

Wilford: My breakfast consisted of gummies (made with real fruit!) and they’re trying to tell me I’m not eating right??

[incorrectquoteswithegos]

Bing: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Dr. Iplier: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Bim: Three of us saw it, Doc. How do you explain that?

Dr. Iplier: [points at Dark] Sleep deprivation. [points at Bim] Paranoid. [points at Wilford] Delusional personality disorder.

[incorrectquoteswithegos]

The sides at a party

Remy: I can't believe you guys are at this lame party.

Virgil: You're here, too.

Remy: Am I?

[incorrectquoteswithegos]

Dark: [sniffing]

Dark: Something’s changed.

Wilford: Oh, it’s a new cologne. My barber suggeste-

Dark: No, not you! I know what you smell like.

[sophiefrye22]

@huffle-puff-ego @notajellymadebutler

[huffle-ego]

Wilford: *frowns* it's cotton candy scented.

[sophiefrye22]

Dark: Yeah, I noticed!

[huffle-ego]

😂😂

[s0ggyrats]

Wilford:*near crying* So why ddoonn'tt yyoouu llliiikkeee iiittt?!?!?!

[incorrectquoteswithegos]

Roman: I’m going to get soup.

Patton: Be careful not to burn yourself, it’s hot.

Roman, leaving the room: Pff. I’m not going to burn myself.

[30 seconds later]

Roman, entering the room: I burned myself.