Smiley and Zack: *playing Minecraft*
Zack: oh i found a tall ender boy
Smiley: giv kiss…….
Smiley: a lil smooch
Zack was slain by Enderman
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@incorrectriddleschool
Smiley and Zack: *playing Minecraft*
Zack: oh i found a tall ender boy
Smiley: giv kiss…….
Smiley: a lil smooch
Zack was slain by Enderman
5: Don’t worry, just be yourself!
Phil: Be myself? 5, I have one day to win over Smiley's dad. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Phred: Couple weeks.
Smiley: Six months.
Zack: Jury’s still out.
Phil: See, 5?
Smiley: I’ve only slept nine hours over the past four days, so I’m right on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
Smiley: *bites onto her cream cheese-covered phone*
Smiley:
Smiley: This isn’t a bagel.
Phil: Don't stay up all night, Smiley. Last time you got this sleep-deprived you tried to eat your own hair.
Zack: I made tea.
Phil: I don’t want tea.
Zack: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.
Phil: Then why are you telling me?
Zack: It’s a conversation starter.
Phil: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Zack: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
Messie: And now for a message of hope.
Bigtoe: Ah, a message of hope! Impeccable timing!
Messie: Everything is garbage.
Bigtoe: Oh no.
Messie: You find something you care about, and then it’s taken from you. Your family, your home… your hair.
Yeddy: Woo!
Messie: Never love anything. That is the lesson.
Smiley: Do you wanna talk about your emotions Phred?
Phred: No
Zack: I do!
Smiley: I know Zack.
Zack: I’m sad.
Smiley: I know Zack.
Richy: She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.
5: His name was Jared, he’s nineteen.
Chubb: When his parents built a very strange machine.
Zack: Watch that scene dig in the dancing queen.
Smiley: Aaaay Macarena.
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“#i have a few drafts so i should probably get to publishing those again”
*posts one draft*
*forgets about account again*
Mrs. Cophey, giving her students a writing prompt: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life?
Zack: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.
Phil: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Phred: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Smiley: Mental stability, my old friend!
Mrs. Cophey:
Mrs. Cophey: Are you kids okay?
i forgor đź’€
Zack: Fun Christmas idea: hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing you have to fight whoever else is under it.
Phred: Mistlefoe ™.
Smiley: Someone’s halls are getting DECKED.
Phil: Mrs. Cophey, it’s really muggy outside.
Mrs. Cophey: Phil, if I go outside and all the missing mugs from the teacher’s lounge are out there, you’ll be in trouble for trespassing.
Phil:
Phil, handing Mrs. Cophey a bowl he definitely didn’t steal from the teacher’s lounge: Want some coffee?
Mrs. Cophey, reading off test questions: Question 3: What are you most afraid of?
Smiley: Sharks!
Phred: Werewolves, I guess?
Phil: The endless marching of time that is slowly leading us all to our inevitable demise.
Zack: ...Phil.
Zack: When you feel your clothes fresh out the oven:
Zack: Okay, I realize I used oven instead of dishwasher,
Zack: But I kinda forgot what it was called and used the next best guess I could think of.
Phred: It's called a washing machine-
Smiley: I think it's a dryer?? Like, who would be feeling wet clothes???
Phil: This conversation is a freaking train wreck.
Viz: I have come to take you!
Phred: let me ask mrs. cophey
Viz: It's not a choi-
Phred: she said no.
Phil: If you don't immediately dye your Minecraft bed red, you are simply not a true Minecrafter.