#incorrect riddle school

[therealdaisytdm]

genetics

(I noticed in the re-brushed that a few of the bunny children we're looking a little pink in the trailers And I just knew they took the old concept of multicolored bunny children and brought it back back, so I'm gonna say this right now, this incorrect quote is canon to the fanfiction, enjoy) Mickey: hey Oswald. Oswald: what is it? Mickey: I have a question about your kids. Oswald: what about them? Mickey: if all of them are boys except one why are some of them pink? Oswald: because despite being rabbits such as myself, most of the inherited traits of the pink ones are from their mother, even my first born son looks exactly like her down to the last detail, you can tell it just by looking at the both of them side-by-side. Any more stupid questions? Mickey: no no no I was just curious.

[incorrectriddleschool]

Smiley and Zack: *playing Minecraft*

Zack: oh i found a tall ender boy

Smiley: giv kiss…….

Smiley: a lil smooch

Zack was slain by Enderman

[therealdaisytdm]

Tea

Oswald: all right, which one of you two was going to tell me that tea taste different if you put it in hot water. Smiley: you're putting it in cold water?! Mickey: Oswald, answer the question Oswald!! Oswald: oh yeah, I thought for the past five months that you two were putting it in hot water to speed up the "Tea-ification" process, didn't realize there was an actual reason. Olivia: you don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes? Ortensia: why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it? Olivia: you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove? Ortensia: IT 👏🏻 TAKES 👏🏻 LESS THEN A 👏🏻 MINUTE! Olivia: IS THE STOVE TAP POWERED BY THE FREAKING SUN?! Ortensia: how long does it take for you to boil water on the stove?! Olivia: like seven minutes! Ortensia(who knows how to cook): just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat, and it boils in two minutes, less than that, then you use a saucepan. Olivia: you're putting the whole mug on the stove! On medium heat! oh my gosh, it's enchanted! Oswald: i'm surrounded by lunatics. Smiley&Mickey: DO NEITHER OF YOU USE A FREAKING KETTLE?!!!

I already made a post like this but I had to delete it and start over because I was having complications when trying to edit it. Sorry 😢

[therealdaisytdm]

"I'm back B#@$&ies"

Mickey when he comes back to the wasteland third time because he chose to months after the events of EM2

[incorrectriddleschool]

Richy: She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.

5: His name was Jared, he’s nineteen.

Chubb: When his parents built a very strange machine.

Zack: Watch that scene dig in the dancing queen.

Smiley: Aaaay Macarena.

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Mrs. Cophey, giving her students a writing prompt: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life?

Zack: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.

Phil: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Phred: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Smiley: Mental stability, my old friend!

Mrs. Cophey:

Mrs. Cophey: Are you kids okay?

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5: Don’t worry, just be yourself!

Phil: Be myself? 5, I have one day to win over Smiley's dad. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Phred: Couple weeks.

Smiley: Six months.

Zack: Jury’s still out.

Phil: See, 5?

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Zack: I made tea.

Phil: I don’t want tea.

Zack: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.

Phil: Then why are you telling me?

Zack: It’s a conversation starter.

Phil: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Zack: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.