Incorrect Rilaya

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Riley: You should treat spiders as you would want to be treated.

Maya: Killed without hesitation.

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Riley: I think it's time for you to bury the hatchet.

Maya: Waste of a good hatchet.

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Riley: Is anyone else scared?

Maya: Not really, I've already lived longer than I expected.

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Riley: I don't normally download films illegally, because I'm an honest, hardworking person.

Maya: And because she doesn't know how.

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Riley: I made a marshmallow Maya. See? His arms are crossed because hes mad at marshmallow Riley for annoying her. You like it?

Maya, choked up: It's fine.

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"What kind of woman doesn't have an axe?"

- Maya Hart

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Riley: What are we going to do now?

Maya: We do what college kids have always done when the chips are down.

Maya: Ignore out problems and drink heavily.

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Riley: Have a great day!

Maya: Don't tell me what to do

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Maya: There's a New Jersey?

Riley: Yeah, they just opened it.

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"Riley told me she loves me and then I told her I love cake."

- Maya, contemplating disappearing into the mountains to become a mountain person

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Riley: You're like Mary Poppins if her magic purse was also filled with drugs.

Maya: If?

Maya: Riley, the kids in that movie jumped into a painting and spent fifteen minutes chasing a cartoon fox.

Maya: Spoon full of sugar? Grow up.

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Maya: What if I told you I was looking at your red cowgirl boots right now?

Riley: Hmm, describe them

Maya: They're red and they're cowgirl boots

Riley: That's them!!

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Riley: How are you going to feel if he sees you without make-up?

Maya: I'm not wearing make-up right now.

Riley: Holy crap you're beautiful.

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Maya: I don't want to be Riley's "girlfriend."

Farkle: Well, what do you want then?

Maya: I don't know I just want to be with her. Like all the time.

Maya: I want to hear about her day and tell her about mine. I want to hold her hand and smell her hair.

Farkle:

Maya:

Farkle:

Maya: But I don't want to be her stupid girlfriend

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Riley, on the phone with Maya: Are you in my apartment?

Maya: Oh, please. I haven't snuck into your apartment in weeks

Maya: Which reminds me, we're all out of peanut butter.

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Maya: Riley, you gotta order a piece of this pie!

Riley: I did. You immediately ate it.

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Riley: You look happy

Riley: Let me guess, your egg salad sandwich fell on the floor and they gave it to you for free?

Maya: No, can you do that?

Maya: Why doesn't everybody just drop their sandwiches on the floor?

Riley: I was trying to insult you.

Maya: Instead you gave me an amazing life hack!