Riley: You should treat spiders as you would want to be treated.
Maya: Killed without hesitation.

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@incorrectrilaya
Riley: You should treat spiders as you would want to be treated.
Maya: Killed without hesitation.
Riley: I think it's time for you to bury the hatchet.
Maya: Waste of a good hatchet.
Riley: Is anyone else scared?
Maya: Not really, I've already lived longer than I expected.
Riley: I don't normally download films illegally, because I'm an honest, hardworking person.
Maya: And because she doesn't know how.
Riley: I made a marshmallow Maya. See? His arms are crossed because hes mad at marshmallow Riley for annoying her. You like it?
Maya, choked up: It's fine.
"What kind of woman doesn't have an axe?"
- Maya Hart
Riley: What are we going to do now?
Maya: We do what college kids have always done when the chips are down.
Maya: Ignore out problems and drink heavily.
Riley: Have a great day!
Maya: Don't tell me what to do
Maya: There's a New Jersey?
Riley: Yeah, they just opened it.
"Riley told me she loves me and then I told her I love cake."
- Maya, contemplating disappearing into the mountains to become a mountain person
Riley: You're like Mary Poppins if her magic purse was also filled with drugs.
Maya: If?
Maya: Riley, the kids in that movie jumped into a painting and spent fifteen minutes chasing a cartoon fox.
Maya: Spoon full of sugar? Grow up.
Maya: What if I told you I was looking at your red cowgirl boots right now?
Riley: Hmm, describe them
Maya: They're red and they're cowgirl boots
Riley: That's them!!
Riley: How are you going to feel if he sees you without make-up?
Maya: I'm not wearing make-up right now.
Riley: Holy crap you're beautiful.
Maya: I don't want to be Riley's "girlfriend."
Farkle: Well, what do you want then?
Maya: I don't know I just want to be with her. Like all the time.
Maya: I want to hear about her day and tell her about mine. I want to hold her hand and smell her hair.
Farkle:
Maya:
Farkle:
Maya: But I don't want to be her stupid girlfriend
Riley, on the phone with Maya: Are you in my apartment?
Maya: Oh, please. I haven't snuck into your apartment in weeks
Maya: Which reminds me, we're all out of peanut butter.
Maya: Riley, you gotta order a piece of this pie!
Riley: I did. You immediately ate it.
Riley: You look happy
Riley: Let me guess, your egg salad sandwich fell on the floor and they gave it to you for free?
Maya: No, can you do that?
Maya: Why doesn't everybody just drop their sandwiches on the floor?
Riley: I was trying to insult you.
Maya: Instead you gave me an amazing life hack!